[identity profile] warriorbot.livejournal.com
Um hullo... *fingers tie nervously* *breaks ornament on mantlpiece*  I'm new here. *waves nervously*

I have a P.G. Wodehouse parody that may appeal to people who are also Sherlock Holmes and John Watson fans. Or you might lynch me.  Either way... *ahem*

Title: If they loved John and Sherlock like we love John and Sherlock - two parodies.
Author: P.G. Wodehouse and Dorothy Parker - as dictated to [livejournal.com profile] warriorbot 
Fandom: Any Holmes and Watson, Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster
Rating: PG- fittingly enough (Possibly PG-13 for Dot!)
Wordcount: ~1,000
Summary: Slash in the style of my favourite writer and my favourite poet
Warnings: If you don't know and love the works of P.G. Wodehouse or Dorothy Parker you may well hate these.  If you do know and love the works of P.G. Wodehouse or Dorothy Parker you will definitely hate these...
Betaed by the spectacular [livejournal.com profile] ginbitch  who polished "Plum" til he shone!

"As I live and breathe! It's Fatty Holmes' little brother!" )


Antisocial note )
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com
Title: Jeeves and the Angels Unaware
Fandoms/Characters: E.M. Forster's "Maurice" and P.G. Wodehouse's "Jeeves" series. Maurice Hall, Alec Scudder, Clive Durham, Bertie Wooster, Reginald Jeeves, Oofy Prossor, Claude and Eustace Wooster, and some OCs.
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves, Maurice/ Alec with stints of Jeeves/Alec
Rating: Can be found per-chapter.NC-17 overall
Chapters: Ten
Summary: Set after "Maurice", Alec and Maurice took the trip to Argentina; but when trouble comes around and the threat of a scandal is afoot, they find need to relocate.
Warnings/Notes: Can be found per-chapter. Slightly AU inasmuch I putzed around with time and setting. Overall Jeeves and Maurice POV. Fire-breathing aunts. Horrible attempts to recreate vernacular. Strong language. Some angst. Explicit same-sex intimacy. Reader discretion advised accordingly. Cross-posted to[livejournal.com profile] indeedsir  and [livejournal.com profile] mr_edna_may  . Non-beta'd, I don't have that sort of patience. Mistakes are mine, the characters aren't.

This is a slightly belated birthday present epic for the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] storyfan  . Hope it was a good one, dear!

Here!
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com

Mini jamboree!  Music things! Quickfics to make you laugh, cry and regret! Fun for the whole family you! 
Title: None, Sir, None! Title-less! Without a Title! 
Pairings: Bingo/OFC; Jeeves/Wooster; Holmes/Watson; Lestat/Louis.
Summary: Chandeliers! Vampires! Thieves! Beatles! 
Warnings: Briefest reference to Perry Como. Yes you may shield your eyes. 
Rating: PG ish.

Here, hare, here!
[identity profile] beeb-almighty.livejournal.com
Since it's been going on eight months since my last contribution to this lovely community, I decided it was time to get off my ever-increasing posterior and post something! And so I give you...

Title: The Jeeves and Wooster Single-Sentence Challenge
Pairing: Pretty gen, but could be read as either Jooster friendship or light slash depending on how you interpret it. I love ambiguity. This was supposed to be just about the boys, but some brief Gussie/Madeline and Spode/Madeline slipped in there somehow.
Summary: Fifty single-sentence ficlets based on a prompt table that I picked up from [livejournal.com profile] 1sentence. I hope I'm not breaking too many rules.  A random slice-of-life sort of deal.
Warning: This is entirely unbetaed, and since I went pretty crazy with the semicolons and dashes and such, feel free to point out grammar whoopsies and blatant Americanisms.
Rating: Should be safe for small dogs, seven-year-olds, and your maiden aunt.

I also apologize in advance for any formatting wonkiness; it's never been my strong point!

Part 1: beeb-almighty.livejournal.com/96248.html#cutid1
Part 2: beeb-almighty.livejournal.com/96317.html#cutid1
[identity profile] jestana.livejournal.com
Title: Ask Jeeves
Pairing/Characters: Bertie Wooster, Reginald Jeeves, Honoria Glossop, OMC, OFC; Honoria/OMC, Bertie/Jeeves
Rating: G
Word Count: 5,115
Spoilers: None
Summary: Honoria confesses that the reason she wants to marry Bertie is she thinks he's gay like she is. Bertie had never even considered the idea before. Now that he's faced with it, how does he deal with coming out to himself?
Notes/Warnings: Written for [livejournal.com profile] lgbtfest using the prompt above. Beta by [livejournal.com profile] zekkass: thanks for putting up with me randomly popping up on AIM and complaining about being stuck, and then reading when I got unstuck.
[identity profile] emeraldreeve.livejournal.com

Fic: Love Never Dies

Chapter 8

Author: Emerald

Beta: jestana and windysame

Thank you for the wonderful look over!

Disclaimer: Jeeves and Wooster belong to Wodehouse, and I thank him for them.

Rating: R for this story.

 

All my stories are here: www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml

 

There is a NC-17 part of the story at my journal. Here: emeraldreeve.livejournal.com/  The rest of this story will also be posted at my journal this evening.

 

 

 

 

Read more... )
[identity profile] emeraldreeve.livejournal.com

Fic: Love Never Dies

Chapter 7

Author: Emerald

 Beta: jestana and windysame

Thank you for the wonderful look over!

Disclaimer: Jeeves and Wooster belong to Wodehouse, and I thank him for them.

Rating: R for this story.

All my stories including previous chapters are here:

www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml

 

 

Read more... )

 

[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com


I hope you guys get a kick out of them. Song excersize drabble ficlet things!
Titles: "Resist", "Single Ladies", "Tiny Dancer", "Fireflies", "Wild Thing"
Pairings: Jeeves/Wooster, Florence/OMC, Spode/Madeline, Gussie/'new beloved' [If you want to know, you'll go read it. =] ]
Ratings: G? Maybe PG at worst. Safe for work, I'm thinking.
Warnings: Apart from the fact that it's my writing? Mentions of kissing? Slash? Unbeta'd (well, duh, they're drabbles), Incredibly soppy romancy scenes (but we're used to that, what?). No, no real warnings. Except jealous Stilton. That might be a problem for some people. =]
Disclaimer: I'm defying extra copyright claims here throwing these songs in, but I get the feeling very few people, if any, care. Obviously none of it (with the exception of the vague character here and there and the wording of things) is mine. Would that it were.

Go off then, off with you.
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com

I've re-posted on my LJ  a response to the prompt "frottage in public" on [livejournal.com profile] ohidosay , for record keeping and organization's sake.

And now for something completely slightly different...
I've also responded to this prompt calling for Claude/Eustace twincest. I'm not interested in your hatings, if any hatings are in the outting.

Title: Rallying 'round Eustace
Author: Pip
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Claude/Eustace
Summary: Claude gives Eustace a pick-me-up. Or something of the kind...
Warnings: Claude POV, Twincest and, regrettably, use of the word 'spurt'.
POSITIVE or CONSTRUCTIVE feedback is my friend.
Now Beta'd by the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] woe_in_a_hoodie 
...
 (and re-posted because LJ sucks like a grade-A bitch)
ext_83842: (gone wrong)
[identity profile] woe-in-a-hoodie.livejournal.com
This chapter is chock-full of banter. :D

Title: The Twelve Dancing Drones
Rating: This part is PG-13, I believe.
Word count: 1,293
Dedication: To [livejournal.com profile] who_is_small, who is terrific and adorable.

( Follow the fake cut! )
[identity profile] nemesishamartia.livejournal.com
Title: Home Sweet Home
Author: Nemesis (Nems)
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves, very minor mystery pairing
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Doctor Who
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Sequel to Not In Kansas Anymore (and makes absolutely no sense if you haven't read that first). All is made right, and Bertie is happy again.
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I own absolutely none of this. Just having fun.
A/N: Many thanks to [personal profile] zekkass for the beta and helping get Bertie's voice right!
Dedicated to her as a Christmas present. (belated) Merry Christmas, Zekky!

If he were totally honest with himself, he did miss the Doctor a bit.
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com
Response to [livejournal.com profile] kakareen 's music-shuffle challenge!

Title: The Long and Winding Road
Rating: Er, PG?
Pairing: Stints of Jeeves/ OMC and Jeeves/Bertie
Words: 1054
Summary: Lead me to your door

Outside in the London streets the rain continued to fall like the forsaken angels of yore... )

[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com

Hey look I rhymed.
Title:
Jeeves and the Sweetness of an Enemy for [info]sunsetsinthewes
 Chapter: 5/5
Rating:  NC-17. This installment brought to you by the letter P for Porn, Plum, Pip (that’s me) and Purple, which is my favourite colour.
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves;
Summary:  The other night I had a dream in which Stiffy convinced Bertie to house Harold in the guest room for some reason. One day, during a luncheon visit from Stiffy, the engaged couple slipped off to the guest room. Bertie began to hear unusual noises coming from that direction and insisted on investigating, until Jeeves explained everything (in moderate detail, due to Bertie's endless questioning). Later that night, it led to the two of them making their own noise.

Feedback: is my anti-drug.
If it's not good enough for you...
Oh bloody well. :)
Right over here.

Also, if anyone's interested, I did finally get around to putting parts 1&2 on my LJ and creating a tag, so now Cantos Parts I-V are all nice and neat and have their own little nest in the Vertigo.
Au revoir m'lovlies
~Pip

Hear that?

Sep. 22nd, 2009 07:58 pm
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com

It's the sound of my sanity whizzing by.
Guys, I've lost it. So if any of you find it, feel free to contact your local pound and/or butcher shop-- t'will be a better home for it than I ever was.
ANYWAY ON TO STUFF YOU ACTUALLY MIGHT CARE ABOUT...

Title: Jeeves and the Sweetness of an Enemy (for the lovely and inimitable
sunsetsinthewes)
Chapter: 4/5
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves; Stinker/ Stiffy
Summary: Jeeves tries to explain a few facts of life to Bertie; Bertie may not be as clueless as he thought. Everything else you'll have to just scoot over and read about. :)  
Rating: PG-13
Words: 3945
Disclaimer: Plot by sunsetsinthewes.
 You know the drill, we're all borrowers here.
*Alternating POV, though clearly separated. Easy to follow.

**Also, changed the # of chapters because otherwise this thing would've been unbearably long :)
When I should be doing Latin homework..
Enjoy,
~Pip.
[identity profile] emeraldreeve.livejournal.com

Fic: Love Never Dies

Chapter Five

Author: Emerald

 Beta: [livejournal.com profile] jestana and [livejournal.com profile] windysame

Thank you for the wonderful look over!

Disclaimer: Jeeves and Wooster belong to Wodehouse, and I thank him for them.

Rating: R for this story.

Read more... )

Chapter 6 is here: community.livejournal.com/indeedsir/776341.html

[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com

Title: Jeeves and the Sweetness of an Enemy
Chapter: 3/5
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves; and Stinker/ Stiffy but who cares about that? :]
Summary:
The noises continue. Bertie reads Conan Doyle but remains oblivious and frustrated. Berite and Jeeves have a faceoff. Well not really...
Rating:
Erm PG  Wodehouse and 13 because I like that number.
Words:
3505 Because it's half of 7010 which, as we all know, means absolutely nothing
Disclaimer: Plot by
[info]sunsetsinthewes. All else is mock Wodehouse

Thank you for shopping at Wodemart.
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com
Title: Jeeves and the Sweetness of an Enemy for [livejournal.com profile] sunsetsinthewes 
Chapter: 2/5
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves, Stinker/Stiffy
Summary: The Reverend and soon-to-be Mrs. Pinker arrive; Bertie is endearingly clueless
Rating: PG?  G?
Words:  1,174. Next bit will be longer.
Disclaimer: Once again, all credit to Plum and [livejournal.com profile] sunsetsinthewes 

    

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances, and ends with blocking his retreat. )
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com
 As promised, here's the first part to a fic for [livejournal.com profile] sunsetsinthewes 
Title: 
Jeeves and the Sweetness of an Enemy
Author: Pip
Chapter: 1/5: 
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves, Pinker/ Stiffy
Chapter Summary: Stiffy asks Bertie a favour. Bertie and Jeeves make a decision.
Rating:  G for now. For now.
Words:  Five hundred seventy something.
Disclaimer: Plot credited to the subconscious mind of [info]sunsetsinthewes. All else belongs to Plum.

           

Read more... )
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com


Response to iambic5's  minor characters challenge!

Title:  Prey and Predator
Pairing: Tuppy/Gussie with implied Berite/Jeeves :)
Summary:  Set in Right ho, Jeeves: When Gussie gets engaged to Angela, there's only one way to appease Tuppy's anger. Then again...
Rating: NC-17
Words: A staggering 3,118
Warnings: Unbeta'd, newts, angry plump men, and OH NO MAN-SEX CAN'T HAVE THAT CAN WE?   :3
Disclaimer: I first read Right ho, Jeeves in my Middle School library.  I've read it once or twice since then, but I admit I still don't own it. Since I wrote this on the train, I didn't have access to it. But I did have access, having my labtop and all, to the show. Therefore, I went with the scene from the show. So there. Also, could I just say that since none of us is Wodehouse (no matter how much we'd like to own these characters), I find it pointless to even have a disclaimer in these fanfics? Thank you.

Off you go then...
ext_83842: (triple nerd score)
[identity profile] woe-in-a-hoodie.livejournal.com
Here is my second fic for [livejournal.com profile] iambic5's rarely-written-about-characters challenge!

Title: An Ambitious Lad's Guide to Collecting Antique Silver
Author: [livejournal.com profile] woe_in_a_hoodie
Rating: PG-13 for sexual references.
Warnings: None, really, aside from tacit love affairs between respectable Englishmen. Also, references to events in The Code of the Woosters.
Pairing: Tom Travers/Watkyn Bassett.
Summary: Canon tells us that old Tom Travers and Sir Watkyn Bassett, CBE, are friends/enemies who snipe at each other constantly and steal each other's prized silver artifacts. They seem to have known each other for a long while; since childhood, perhaps, and perhaps their rivalry runs far deeper than that of other collectors...

( Follow the fake cut! )

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