[identity profile] erynn999.livejournal.com
Title: Jeeves and the Secret of Service
Author: Mice
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves
Rating: NC-17
Words: 82700
Summary: When Bertie brings home a collection of dashed dirty stories from his latest trip to France, Jeeves discovers something quite disconcerting about himself. Sadly, the road to Paradise is paved with potholes.
Disclaimer: I don't own a damned thing. This is all for the sake of my perverse amusement. No newts were harmed in the production of this story.
Author's Notes: For the "Jeeves has a secret slave fantasy," "nervous Jeeves," and "orgasm control" prompts at the LJ [livejournal.com profile] ohidosay Wodehouse kink community. Oh, and there are some other kinkily kinky things in here, too. Pack extra knickers if you're a pervert. As always, [livejournal.com profile] random_nexus is responsible for fully half the awesome in this story, and for beta as well. Further kinky betabits by [livejournal.com profile] lawnnun, who makes things kinkier just by existing.

Part One of Nine
Part Two of Nine
Part Three of Nine
Part Four of Nine
Part Five of Nine
Part Six of Nine
Part Seven of Nine
Part Eight of Nine
Part Nine of Nine
[identity profile] niektete.livejournal.com
What ho, and hello all! I've been completely MIA for ages and ages, which is sad. But I've written a crossover to lure new readers into this fandom, which could be fun :)

I present to you "Jeeves and the Men From the Future", a crossover between our beloved Wodehouse fandom and - yes, that's right - the A-Team.

Genre: Crossover, Humour, Fluff
Characters/pairing: Bertie/Jeeves, Hannibal/Face/Murdock, BA, various Drones
Warnings: Sexual situations
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Hannibal and the rest of the A-Team come across a time machine and accidentally travel back in time, where they meet a certain valet and his young master. Shenanigans may feel free to ensue.
ext_24392: (JW - Bertie - Jeeves Brain Is)
[identity profile] random-nexus.livejournal.com
The Muse woke me up with incredibly smutty imagery this morning (well, it was still morning, but barely minutes left of it) and when I considered what to do with this Muse-borne imagery, she started laying out three single sentence fics for me as if expecting me to have gone to bed with my pc ready. Daffy wench that my Muse is. So I got up, grabbed coffee and whatnot, and immedately went to it. The last time I indulged in these silly things for the Jooster fandom, I brought Bertie's erstwhile French language coach into the mix: Gervaise, who I don't think anyone had any trouble recognizing was a male prostitute (if you did, I hope it doesn't come as a shock). At that time some of you lovelies requested more Gervaise in future. Surprise! You got it. The Muse wanted more of Gervaise, as well.

I tried, I really did, to snip all of them down to something like more acceptable 'normal' sentences, but they really do resist me mightily (especially the last one here); so, yet again, they are too long, too crammed with commas and semi-colons and dashes, but are TECHNICALLY single sentences. I'm just saying, if they make your edit/beta senses tingle, it's not just you, y'know? Mea culpa, like woah!

To remind you, if you like, here are the previous courses:
Jooster Sampler Plate - 1st Course
Jooster Sampler Plate - 2nd Course
Jooster Sampler Plate - 3rd Course
Jooster Sampler Plate - 4th Course

And now the latest serving:
Jooster Sampler Plate - 5th Course...

[identity profile] hazeltea.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jeeves/other, Jeeves, Bertie
Rating :NC-17
Disclaimer: I reap no monetary gain from the lovely works of P.G. Wodehouse

Note: Hey everyone! This is madlovescience, only because of irl people snooping around that user name, I had to come up with an alternative name at a moment's notice. I was working on a Hazel fic for [livejournal.com profile] storyfan when this all went down, so that is where the new name came from, because EVERYTHING was taken. I mean, even "buttonholer" was taken ffs.

I'm sorry for the long absence. Rest assured that your regularly scheduled fic will continue soon, in the meantime, have a one part naughty fic.

Read more... )
ext_83842: (gone wrong)
[identity profile] woe-in-a-hoodie.livejournal.com
This chapter is chock-full of banter. :D

Title: The Twelve Dancing Drones
Rating: This part is PG-13, I believe.
Word count: 1,293
Dedication: To [livejournal.com profile] who_is_small, who is terrific and adorable.

( Follow the fake cut! )
[identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Title: Jeeves and the Unplanned Duplication
Rating: NC-17 I guess? But R for plot?
Warnings: threesome sex, clones, some violence, 3rd person POV switches, and angst
Length: 18,700
Summary: Um, there's clones. And Jooster. Come on. COME ON.

I'll just keep saying it. COME OOOOOOOON. Just come read it. There's like, science and fun and stuff. Oh my god I am so going to bed.
ext_83842: (fic ideas)
[identity profile] woe-in-a-hoodie.livejournal.com
In response to [livejournal.com profile] iambic5's Minor Character Challenge (which is helping me out of my slump, thank gods!), I am going to be cranking out a handful of fics over the next day or so. To help get the rust off of my fic-writing mental gears, I've started with some better-known (though still infrequently featured) characters for my first offering.

Title: Preliminary Lessons
Author: Hanford ([livejournal.com profile] woe_in_a_hoodie)
Rating: PG-13 for sexual implications.
Warnings: Implied incest, implied shota, slash, banter, gingers.
Grouping: Claude/Eustace/Bonzo Travers
Summary: Bonzo is off to Eton; the twins must do their part to send him on his way.

Follow the fake cut!
[identity profile] niektete.livejournal.com
A very cheery hello to you all!

I realize we're in the middle of a project here, what with bringing our boys around the world, but we can't live off nothing in between chapters, can we? No. So I bring pointless porn, of which there can never be too much.

Title: Rocky and the English Gents

Author: froggy ([livejournal.com profile] niektete)
Genre: PWP/Smut
Characters/pairing: Jeeves/Bertie/Rocky
Warnings: Three men having sex. Scared now?
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Valet/gentleman/poet smexings; what else is there to say? I don't even pretend to have a story line here. Rocky's POV.

Fic here

[identity profile] waqaychay.livejournal.com

Author: [livejournal.com profile] waqaychay
Pairing: It's a bit of a surprise, but nothing I haven't written before.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pure, unadulterated smut. No redeeming qualities at all.
Disclaimer: I'm only borrowing the characters. All belong to Wodehouse, all hail the master.
Warning: None
A/N: I wrote this for [livejournal.com profile] theempress14. We talked about something like this a while ago, and I'm just getting around to writing it. I hope you like it, darling, even though it's not exactly what we discussed. It's not beta'd or Brit-picked. It's not even really that much in character, because I was focusing mostly on the sex.

I told you guys I've been wanting to write something really dirty. Well, this is a bit of a warm-up. I think I might just do a whole series of porny kinky ficlets. And this is my first time writing Jooster fic in the third person, so let me know if it does or doesn't work for you. If it does, I'll keep writing them this way.

ext_83842: (inhibition)
[identity profile] woe-in-a-hoodie.livejournal.com
I got a commission from our very own [livejournal.com profile] smutnazi to write a smutfic, but since I got stuck I decided to write ten smutty drabbles instead. [livejournal.com profile] smutnazi requested a fic wherein Bertie is on top, so all of these drabbles feature him in a dominant role.

Author: Hanford ([livejournal.com profile] woe_in_a_hoodie)
Rating: From PG to R.
Titles: Chocolate, Cherry, Tied, Shred, Candles, Fencing, Trouble, Claude, Rain and Rent.
Warnings: Light kink, light bondage, D/s. Threesome in 'Claude'; indirectly implied prostitution in 'Rent'.

( Follow the fake cut! )
[identity profile] applea.livejournal.com
Title: The Wooster Drones
Author: AppleA
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: No J/W, Incest, Oofy Prosser

Not sure if it's any good...you tell me. x.x

EDIT: this has nothing to do with the story, but I was re-reading "Without the Option", and the line "He has been convicted of a wanton and violent assult upon the police" and I was stuck in the third eye with the vision of Sippy pouncing a policeman to the ground and shouting "Take me! Take me!"

I know wanton in this sentance means "done, shown, used, etc., maliciously or unjustifiably" but I read it as "sexually lawless or unrestrained; loose; lascivious; lewd" x3

...yes...slashing is rotting my brains. 8D Anyone know of a cure?

Why Bertie, what do you think we’re doing in my bedroom? )
[identity profile] theempress14.livejournal.com
We read the same books, ship the same pairings, listen to the same music, share recipes and plot bunnies It's official. [livejournal.com profile] waqaychay and I get along famously. And that is putting it lightly. So of course it was only a matter of time before the two of us joined fandom forces. For good or evil, I can't say, but the bottom line is that now...we have a collaberation.  This marks not only my first fic-for-pod trade, but also my first outing with a new author!

Recording this podfic was like trying on a tailored dress. It fits perfectly because It was made specifically for you. I couldn't have asked for a better girl or better fiction. Really there's nothing else to say about it. On to the podifc and, as always, I hope you enjoy and leave much feedback and love.

The Rum Situation With Rocky (All three parts found in print HERE)
Author: Originally written by [livejournal.com profile] waqaychay and read by [livejournal.com profile] theempress14  (with permission, of course)
Pairing: Bertie/Rocky, Jeeves/Bertie, Jeeves/Bertie/Rocky
Rating: NC-17 for dry humping, counter-top sex and a liberal amount of OT3
Disclaimer: Neither the characters nor the story belong to me. They belong to PG Wodehouse and [livejournal.com profile] waqaychay  respectivly. I merely tried to inject a little life into them through the recorded word.

(This Fake Cut Leads To Lusty American Poets. Who Wouldn't Want A Bit Of That?)


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