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Hi, all,

tiltedsyllogism and I (snarryfool here, ancientreader over on the AO3) got to chatting and this was the result:

Works of the Flesh is an open, unmoderated challenge for porn inspired by the Bible -- any version, any translation, Jewish, Christian, the Apocrypha, it's all good. Got a porny fire lit by a different holy book? Go for it. All fandoms, all pairings (or moresomes), and all kinks welcome!

Here's tiltedsyllogism's announcement post on Tumblr.

The challenge is on now -- post your fic to the AO3 collection and pimp it anywhere you like.
The first (?) round closes January 6, 2016, which is Epiphany, aka Three Kings Day for the poly inclined.

And I'd like to add a personal note -- although I write only in the BBC Sherlock fandom, I love and adore Bertie/Jeeves and would be particularly thrilled to see some Wodehousian porn gracing Works of the Flesh.

(Mods, I hope this is okay to post and appropriately tagged -- if not, my apologies.)
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[identity profile] random-nexus.livejournal.com
Title: When Lingerie Kinks Attack
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram Wooster
Word Count: 1,550
Disclaimer: Not owning, profiting, claiming, admitting, stopping... anything.
Warnings: Crossdressing, Manly fondling, Manly scrumping, Inappropriate treatment of expensive garments, ridiculous amount of time spent researching stupidly small details.
Original Prompt: Chasingriversong's 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge - Prompt #6: ‘Corsets’
Summary: In the course of dressing Bertie up for a scheme, the chaps encounter an unexpected kink.

(Also on AO3)
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[identity profile] gunitneko.livejournal.com
Hello, All,

I'm so sorry I haven't update any Medicinal Skirts stories, but I just recently found my notes and am anxious to take off again soon. There is just one thing though: I do have quite a list of skirts and have looked around for more ideas (via Google), but the list still feels.... short. SO, I would love to hear of any ideas or requests from you all.
Here is what I have:
  • Waiter(ess)
  • Hula/Grass
  • Princess
  • Dutch-maid
  • Clown
  • Boy-player
  • Hoop
  • Tunic/skirt (medieval)
  • Cancan
  • Kilt
  • Gladiator
  • India (think Bollywood)
  • School girl (I hesitate to use this one)
You see my dilemma? Despite searching through "sexy costumes" on the internet they are all either to modern for Jeeves and Wooster or they're a male profession turned femme fantasy.

BTW! Search "male skirt" on Google. You are in for a treat! (I look forward to the equaling sexes)
[identity profile] lapin-petite.livejournal.com
I wandered trough tumbrl and stumble upon this awesomeness. And thanks to Ironicbees  who had dashing idea - I post it here with links.Maybe you will like it and you can found something new.


 
for more art here )



[identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Title: Jeeves and the Public School Punishment
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Length: 3,300 words
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: caning
Summary: For the kink_bingo prompt Caning. Bertie and Jeeves are doing some spring cleaning, and Bertie unearths an old school-days relic. Absolute PWP filth.


Listen, it's not Shakespeare but it IS chaps giving each other a jolly good rogering, which, wait, isn't that Shakespeare? Click here for the whatsit at any rate.
[identity profile] sex-in-spats.livejournal.com
True to form, here is my yuletide offering posted on the last possible day. There are six chapters and you can find the links at the very end of each post. Let me know if any of them don't work - I have had some difficulty with lj links in the past. Do enjoy, anonymous prompter, and have a joyous and safe New Year!

Title: Jeeves and the Best Laid Schemes
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sex_in_spats 

For: [livejournal.com profile] erynn999 
Beta: [info]ataratah , who is an absolute paragon. Thanks are owed not only for doing a wonderful job beta-ing my fic in spite of the busy holidays but also for providing many of the better plot points when my imagination failed me.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~16000 words
Warning: Graphic sex and Jeevesian schemes, stratagems and spoils going awry
Summary: For the yuletide exchange, written for this prompt:
While on holiday, Jeeves finally realizes he can't take it any more and decides to make his move on Bertie when he gets home. Every time Jeeves tries to say something, there's an interruption. - birds, bezels, aunts, traveling salesmen, thunderstorms, the more bizarre the better. Finally, seeing that trying to talk to Bertie about it is going to be hopeless, he engineers a few days of absolute isolation and pounces the young master, who responds with delight and a what-took-you-so-long attitude. Massive happy smut ensues. Satisfaction is had by all. Jeeves POV.
Disclaimer: I am not P.G. Wodehouse. My silly stories belong to me, all the marvelous characters I use and abuse belong to him.
Notes: This is my first stab at an in-world Jooster fic, so all constructive criticism is welcomed.



LINK TO PART 1 AT MY JOURNAL

Yuletide!

Dec. 23rd, 2010 11:31 am
[identity profile] jestana.livejournal.com
Title: Mile-High
Pairing/Characters: Bertie Wooster, Reginald Jeeves; Bertie/Jeeves
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 999
Spoilers: Not really.
Summary: Bertie finds a way to distract Jeeves when they go flying.
Notes/Warnings: Written for [livejournal.com profile] indeedsir for the yuletide exchange. The prompt I claimed was: Commercial aviation was new then, but available. How soon after was the mile high club invented by the inverted? Maybe Jeeves scared at loss of control, Bertie ‘distracts’ him. Beta by [livejournal.com profile] zekkass. Rating for handjobs.
[identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Title: Jeeves and the Indelicate Indecency
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Length: 11,000 words
Warnings: S&M overtones, bondage, sex toys, humiliation, mindfucks, roleplay, angst, established relationship, Jeeves POV

Summary: It is the rare fic where the warnings section says it all. Well, not ALL. Bertie and Jeeves are in love, but not very sexually satisfied. Enter some of Bertie's creativity, Jeeves' shame issues, and some downright illegal escapades.

For [livejournal.com profile] violetjimjams, who asked for sadistic Bertie/masochist Jeeves. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lawnnun for the read-through.

Click here for fic!
[identity profile] mxdp.livejournal.com


Title:
"I know the bedspread isn't to your liking Jeeves, but do I make up for it?"

Artist: [livejournal.com profile] mxdp 

Rating: PG-13, but NSFW, I think, unless you like explaining things to your boss. But do not worry, nothing too naughty.


Comments on my LJ are forever treasured. FOREVER.
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[identity profile] random-nexus.livejournal.com
Title: Sweet Dreams
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Bertie Wooster/Reginald Jeeves
Word Count: 3,431
Disclaimer: These two gents are not mine, I'm only borrowing and doing feelthy things with them before returning them.
Spoilers: I can't see how, I mean, everyone knows that Bertie Wooster is totally banging his valet, right?
Warnings: Manly scrumpings, Peculiar dream sequences, Incurable romanticism.
Summary: Bertie has a very interesting dream, that gets even more interesting when he wakes up the next morning.
Author's Notes: This is from a Wodehouse Kink Meme prompt: "Jeeves/Wooster - Somnophilia" and it is the second fill for that prompt. This one caught the Muse and she tapped me on the shoulder with it, and I finally said 'why not?' and went ahead with it. I can't guarantee it's good, or anything, it's just Joostery Prawnz. I applied the Proof-Loofah and thwacked it with the Beta-Stick myself, so if it's sucky, that's all my fault.
Special Note: You can see it Here, in its native habitat, or read the full chunk below. Either way, do stop over and peruse the [livejournal.com profile] ohidosay community, there's some pretty spiffy stuff in there.



Sweet Dreams...

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[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com
Before I'm eaten alive, this was written for [info]amethystaura's birthday meme. So ALL MISTAKES ARE HERS no, just kidding. All mine. Totally un-beta'd and perhaps a little rushed, but still, I gave it my shot.

Title: Mistakes, or, Punishing the Paragon
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves
Rating: NC-17
Summary: PWP
Warnings: Slash, explicit sex, power play, bondage. Def NSFW.

Here it is!
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[identity profile] random-nexus.livejournal.com
I found an old prompt fill that was, essentially, completed and decided the [livejournal.com profile] ohidosay Wodehouse Kinkmeme community needed some luvvins.

If you're interesting in having a peek, bear in mind that it's smut. No higher meaning, no redeeming social value, just smuttery. If you're okay with that, then toddle off over here and have a looksee. I think you have to join the community to see it, but if you're interested in Jooster smut, why not join?

Right then. My work here is done.
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com
Response to the prompt "Somnophilia" on [livejournal.com profile] ohidosay . Here you are!
(Will likely be reposted to my LJ at some point for inventory's sake).
Title: Indulgence
Rating: R? NC-17, I suppose.
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves, ish.
Summary: Jeeves reserves the start of the day, while all else is in slumber, for some well-deserved wanking relaxing indulgences. He takes inspiration from an unexpected but likely willing source.
Warnings: Mastubation, nothing horridly explicit. Angst. Probably should technically be considered non-con... although there's nothing stopping us from saying "NO BERTIE'S FINE WITH THAT." Oh, and un-beta'd.

 

Single file, if you please. )

 


[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com

I've re-posted on my LJ  a response to the prompt "frottage in public" on [livejournal.com profile] ohidosay , for record keeping and organization's sake.

And now for something completely slightly different...
I've also responded to this prompt calling for Claude/Eustace twincest. I'm not interested in your hatings, if any hatings are in the outting.

Title: Rallying 'round Eustace
Author: Pip
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Claude/Eustace
Summary: Claude gives Eustace a pick-me-up. Or something of the kind...
Warnings: Claude POV, Twincest and, regrettably, use of the word 'spurt'.
POSITIVE or CONSTRUCTIVE feedback is my friend.
Now Beta'd by the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] woe_in_a_hoodie 
...
 (and re-posted because LJ sucks like a grade-A bitch)
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[identity profile] random-nexus.livejournal.com
I promised certain peeps that I would perpetrate some prawnz (porn) to tide them over till I finish a sequel for another project they wish to see. I have also been ogling and enjoying (and filling prompts for) the interesting and fun prompts over at [livejournal.com profile] ohidosay, which, as you may or may not know, is a Wodehouse Kink Meme community. In a fit of wild and crazy optimism, I tried to finish one in a single day. Yes, if you know me at all, you're laughing your bum off now and I don't blame you. So, it took TWO days and it was ridiculously long, BUT! (Yes, there's always one somewhere.) BUT, it covers three prompts. Yeah, so there. *grin*

You can find my rather wordy response to some prompts HERE.

For those who don't want to have to join the community to read, please step this way where you can read it on my LJ.
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[identity profile] triedunture.livejournal.com
Title: Jeeves and the Dream That Dogs
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: NC17
Length: 5800
Warnings: angst, Jeeves POV, light bondage, slightly messy (as in sticky) sex acts
Summary: Jeeves is having some rather rummy recurring dreams. For [livejournal.com profile] dodificus who requested a fic based on this beautiful picture by [livejournal.com profile] ironicbees.

Find the fic here!
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com
Taking a break from being an angstwhore my angsting fic, "Falling Farther In", to write some good-old-fashioned sierra mike uniform tango.
Title: Jeeves and the Long Week
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves
Rating: NC-17
Author: Pip
Words: 2,135
Summary: Every so often I am forced to leave Mr Wooster’s side for a temporary duration...
Jeeves has a long and tiring week away from the young master... fortunately the y. m. does everything in his power to help his man relax when he finally returns to the old homestead.


Not for teh kiddies! )

[identity profile] waqaychay.livejournal.com
Jeeves and the Chocolate Cockstand

Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's Bertie's birthday, but it's Jeeves who gets the present.
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, yadda yadda yadda.
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
A/N: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] crowson75 as always for the brilliant beta job. She is a marvel. :D And thanks to [livejournal.com profile] storyfan who prodded me into writing this. This is for her.

Jeeves and the Chocolate Cockstand
[identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com

Hey look I rhymed.
Title:
Jeeves and the Sweetness of an Enemy for [info]sunsetsinthewes
 Chapter: 5/5
Rating:  NC-17. This installment brought to you by the letter P for Porn, Plum, Pip (that’s me) and Purple, which is my favourite colour.
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves;
Summary:  The other night I had a dream in which Stiffy convinced Bertie to house Harold in the guest room for some reason. One day, during a luncheon visit from Stiffy, the engaged couple slipped off to the guest room. Bertie began to hear unusual noises coming from that direction and insisted on investigating, until Jeeves explained everything (in moderate detail, due to Bertie's endless questioning). Later that night, it led to the two of them making their own noise.

Feedback: is my anti-drug.
If it's not good enough for you...
Oh bloody well. :)
Right over here.

Also, if anyone's interested, I did finally get around to putting parts 1&2 on my LJ and creating a tag, so now Cantos Parts I-V are all nice and neat and have their own little nest in the Vertigo.
Au revoir m'lovlies
~Pip

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