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Fic: We Want Haddock

Hullo, hullo, hullo, hullo! I have been working on a new fic, which is a sequel to The Mating Season. I recently re-read TMS, and was so smitten by the adorable dynamic between Bertie Wooster and the story's romantic lead, Esmond Haddock, that I found myself shipping them like burning by the end of it. As far as I can tell, there is no fic at all featuring poor old Esmond, so I've decided to contribute a little of my own.

Title: "We Want Haddock"
Rating: T
Genre: Romantic comedy
Words: 2616 (so far)
Chapters: 1/?
Summary: After returning home from his adventures at Deverill Hall, Bertie finds his thoughts lingering on the devastatingly handsome Esmond Haddock. When Bertie learns that Esmond and Cora "Corky" Pirbright have severed their engagement, he struggles to patch things up between his pals. Meanwhile, Jeeves has plans of his own.
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/9711311

By the way, if you haven't read The Mating Season, I can't recommend it enough. I'd forgotten just how good it is, and the TV adaptation of it just doesn't do it justice.

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Current Location: England
Current Music: Art Deco Cafe - London Salon Ensemble

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Blackmail at Blandings Castle

What-ho, everyone! I bring some new fic, though I must apologise because the tone may have suffered somewhat due to the subject matter - blackmail.

Summary: Upon a brief soujorn to Blandings, the efficient (and somewhat interferring) Baxter seems to suspect Bertie Wooster of something diabolical, though he isn't quite sure of what... Through intrusive observation and a misunderstanding, he comes to the conclusion that he is having an illicit, homosexual affair with his valet, Jeeves.

You can also read it at AO3.

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Title: Jeeves and the Mating of the Scorpions
Chapter: 6
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Summary: Bertie's cunning plan backfires... slightly, leading to general havoc and a nasty shock that forces Jeeves to rethink.
Rating: PG-13.
Words: 3500
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, settings or storylines; they were all thought up by PG Wodehouse (except for the Phnell-Bunghams and Mr Spinnerett, those are OCs). This story was written and published only for fun, and no financial profit is made by anyone.

( Final chapter! )

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Title: Jeeves and the Mating of the Scorpions
Chapter: 4
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Summary: The unhappy couple has to bring two young people together. In a country-house, who would have guessed.
Rating: PG-13.
Words: 2150
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, settings or storylines; they were all thought up by PG Wodehouse (except for the Phnell-Bunghams and Mr Spinnerett, those are OCs; and except for "Nether Addlethorpe", which was made up by the late, great Loriot). This story was written and published only for fun, and no financial profit is made by anyone.

( On to the fun. )

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Title: Jeeves and the Mating of the Scorpions
Chapter: 3
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Summary: Tall, dark and handsome has Issues. Isses with a capital I.
Rating: PG-13.
Words: 1500
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, settings or storylines; they were all thought up by PG Wodehouse (except for the Phnell-Bunghams, I'm pretty sure I made them up). This story was written and published only for fun, and no financial profit is made by anyone.

( Where do the bloody scorpions come in, you ask? Just a little more patience... )

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Title: Jeeves and the Mating of the Scorpions
Chapter: 1
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Summary: Bertie has an admirer. And everything could be so beautiful and simple, if only...
Rating: PG-13 (for nudity, but seriously, do you wear bathing trunks in the tub?)
Words: 1250
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, settings or storylines; they were all thought up by PG Wodehouse, except Cannes, which was already there. This story was written and published only for fun, and no financial profit is made by anyone.

( Go ahead, you won't meet any actual scorpions until chapter 3. )

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Current Location: United States, ,

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Spy fic: Bertie and Jeeves and D'Arcy and Rocky: What Dreams May Come

Fic: On Ao3

Title: Bertie and Jeeves and D'Arcy and Rocky: What Dreams May Come
Pairings: Bertie and Jeeves, Bertie and Stilton, Stilton and Rocky, Rocky and Jeeves
Characters: (in order of appearance) Bertie, Stilton, Jeeves, Rocky, Sir Roderick Glossop, Anatole, Honoria Glossop's husband, a nipper, Old Mr. Wooster, Aunt original characters (spies and villains and things), Aunt Agatha.

Summary: Reginald Jeeves is dead, which has made it difficult to get back in touch with his true love. Should he create turmoil for Bertie or let him ankle along with Stilton Cheesewright? Meanwhile, Bertie and Stilton are in Paris, doing their best to help Rocky Todd reassemble his wits. Somehow a baby adopts them, complicating matters about the flat they share with Anatole. Soon, they discover more secrets and lies about their own pasts, including the identity of someone else long thought dead. Bacon is eaten, whatnots are whatnotted and spies will be spies in this action adventure (if 'grabbing the toesies' counts as action)

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Current Location: United States, ,
Current Music: West Wing theme song

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Fic: To Do Some Good (Jeeves POV set in the early 1970's with flashback to WW2)

Fan_flashworks Challenge: The Other Side

Characters: Jeeves, Bertie, Chuffy Chuffnell, OMC

Summary: As a self-described old, old man, Jeeves thinks back to the days when Bertie had gone off to war. And Jeeves had fought back in his own quiet way, behind the scenes, with eggs and sausages.

Word count: ~4000 (Yes…merciless)

Warnings: Major character death. (Sad, but not horrible as he lived a long, full life.)

To do some good...

PS... prequel (Jeeves of the pruney toes) here

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Fan_flashworks fics with Jeeves in the bath....

Jeeves and the Doubts that Assail

Jeeves at the Place de la Concorde

Jeeves and the Pruney Toes

Summary: A Jooster sort of Seven-Year Itch sort of a story in three parts. As the heyday of the Jooster comes to an end, Jeeves flees to Paris. High jinks ensue. Parts 1 and 2 are rather angsty with the typical dispute over an article of clothing.

Warnings: Jeeves gets weepy. Musty bed sheets. And, of course, Rocky Todd is a bit of a muffin.

Current Mood: Relieved To Finally Get It Done!
Current Location: Digging in the pantry for more Muse treats.
Current Music: Hilary Stagg "Dream Spiral" Album

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Christmas & New Year Jooster Fest Fic: Jeeves And The Swiss Scheme

Title: Jeeves And The Swiss Scheme
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Bertram Wooster, Reginald Jeeves, Eustace Wooster, Claude Wooster, Misc OCs; Eventual BW/RJ.
Word Count: 8,974
Disclaimer: I'm most certainly not PG Wodehouse, just playing with his creations; not claiming anything, profiting in any way, or likely to stop any time soon.
Warnings: Not particularly; Manly smooches, Silly schemes, Oodles of fluff, Large helpings of shmoop.
Original Prompt: "Christmas And New Year Jooster Fest Prompt: #19. Snowballs/snowman/sucking a icicle"
Summary: Claude & Eustace Wooster beseech Bertie to help them woo twin girls via skiing holiday; hijinx, as one might expect, ensue.
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Fic: Jeeves and the Amatory Dilemma (J/W, PG13)

Title: Jeeves and the Amatory Dilemma
Author:

who_la_hoop
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: PG13
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~23.5k
Disclaimer: All characters belong to dear old Plum. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: I don’t know if you have ever had your torso scraped with a butter knife by your valet. There is not much in the experience to recommend it. Particularly when you suspect said valet is not entirely happy with you, and so wields the implement with more vim than strictly necessarily.

Or, the tale of how Bertie and Jeeves finally Confessed All to each other, despite – or, possibly, because of – the passion-dampening affects of Giant Squirts, thwarted wrestling, unhappy boating, rabbits (both of the Luminous and Dream varieties), an aunt who breakfasts on the ground bones of nephews who displease her, and a pair of very natty yellow socks.

(Onward to AO3 for the story)

(A/N - this was written for the annual Yuletide gift exchange. There were, gloriously, five stories written for the Jeeves fandom this year! I would recommend clicking this link and checking them all out! ♥)

Current Mood: Feeling accomplished, actually.
Current Location: Worshipping The Laundry Gods
Current Music: "And Then Came Swing" Album

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Jooster Fic: After The Party

Title: After The Party
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram Wooster
Word Count: 1,637
Disclaimer: Replay same old broken record, not claiming, profiting, owning, stopping... etcetera, ad nauseum.
Spoilers: Srsly? No.
Warnings: Men smooching, Implications of men who love men, Fluff, Shmoop, Awkward belches.
Original Prompt: From Erynn - The pairing "Jeeves/Wooster" and my own randomly (har har) chosen one-word prompt "Antacid"
Summary: Bertie comes home from a holiday party early.

(Also on AO3)
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Current Mood: since we do not have 'mythy'
Current Location: In the wake of the storm
Current Music: Let the Hurricane Roar

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Crack Jeeves-ataur Epic Fic-ness

Or.... what someone did during the hurricane/cyclone/whatevermajiggy

Inspired by some recent thinly veiled threats and accompanying lovely art by

detective_wolf

Title: The Jeevesianian Whatchamacallit
Pairings: Jeeves/Bertie, Bertie/Athena (not if Jeeves can help it), Athena/Loki (not if Zeus can help it), Stilton/Florence, Apollo/Florence, Anatole/Seppings (implied)
Summary: Jeeves turns into a Centaur and, well, er, whatsit.
Rating: PG/PG-13
Word Count: ~6000
Warnings: Centaurs are naughty. Hipogriffs consume innocent neckwear. Nymphs run amok at Brinkley Court. Crack Mythology, Harry Potter crossovers.

Also on my LJ since I recently figured out how to use that little scissors whatchamajiggy.

Current Mood: frustrated
Current Location: In the kitchen with a cheddar bunny
Current Music: bunny hop

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Failed stab at Hallowe'en Joosters

Ghosts and Gore, following prompt at fan_flashworks.

I think this was supposed to be hallowe'en-y and instead it all came out rather schmoopie in the end.... <sigh>

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Current Location: United States, Maryland, Belcamp
Current Music: Sweet so and so

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New installment of Jooster Spy Story

Title: Jeeves and the Flying Cleaver Dilemma (Chapters 4 and 5)
Summary: Jeeves and Bertie return to England after a year in Europe. Jeeves gives Bertie an important token of affection. Stilton gets a backrub. Meanwhile, Anatole and Seppings are perturbed by spy business.

Pairings: Jeeves and Bertie (still in the first flush of new love and very cute), Anatole and Seppings (also quite endearing), Stilton and OMC

Warnings: Much less whatnot than the previous installments of this tale. Knives are bunged about.

Additional notes: I am struggling a bit with this because it backs up against the flashbacks in the "Darkest Hour" and I do not want to give too much away.

Any hints on the hand signals Bertie can use to tell Jeeves he loves him during house parties would be welcome.

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Fic: Put Out My Hand

Title: Put Out My Hand (and Touch the Face Of God)
Pairing, Characters: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Fleeting mentions of injuries, brief allusions to PTSD.
Author notes: Betaed by the inestimable

momentarylapse8 and

polly_oliver.

Summary: After the war. Jeeves' POV. AU for any canon set after WWII.

(I was fortunate in my time in Europe...)

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Queer-Fest Fic: Bertie Wooster and the Carnal Feelings

Title: Bertie Wooster and the Carnal Feelings
Author:

saylee
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Pairing/characters: Bertie/OFC (kind of), Bertie/Jeeves
Rating: PG-13/R
Prompt: Jeeves and Wooster, Reginald Jeeves/Bertie Wooster, Bertie ends up in a sexual situation with a woman for the first time, with disastrous results. In fact, he found the whole affair rather distasteful. Convinced that he must be doing something wrong, Bertie desperately wants to ask Jeeves for advice. But how to broach the subject?
Summary: Bertie ends up with more than he bargained for when he escorts Muffy Peabody-Pearson home from a party, and is forced to examine those feelings he's kept hidden even from himself.
Warnings: dub-con (not between J & W)
Author's Notes: Written for Queer Fest 2012. Betaed by the marvelous

storyfan

http://queer-fest.livejournal.com/57164.html

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Current Music: Michael Praetorius

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Mini art dump

I did sketches of all the young ladies (even the ones who rarely get drawn, like Rosie and Corky), but then I saw that they were too generically pretty and even with their individual features they still all still looked too much the same somehow. That's boring for me. Bertie, why didn't you hang out with more plain/odd-featured women? I still plan to draw the ladies, but I want to make their appearances a bit more unique and distinctive first, so that will have to wait a while.

Until then, have some Jooster.

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Yule Fic Exchange: Jeeves and the Diabolical Scheme

Title: Jeeves and the Diabolical Scheme
Rating: PG-13
Original Prompt: A Christmas Carol. “Bah” I said, and I meant it to sting. “Humbug.” I added, least I be taken for a sap.
Warnings: Aunt Dahlia's less sympathetic side.
Disclaimer: Not mine, and not for profit
A/N: To the original prompter: I would have loved to do more with this prompt, but unfortunately, my time has been limited. I hope you enjoy this nonetheless. Thanks to

erynn999 for the beta job.

( Jeeves and the Diabolical Scheme )

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Current Location: here
Current Music: Melissa Etheridge

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I'm Chuffed

Title: I'm Chuffed
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 1/1
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Characters/Pairing: Bertie/Reg
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: SLASH
Summary: Attending a wedding, Bertie starts angsting. Fortunatly for him, Jeeves is thinking.
Disclaimer: All monies made will go to seducing people to the world of Wodehouse, even if it means making them watch the Fry and Laurie DVD’s.
Author's Notes: For chuffing comment here , to help me get out of my rut.

Chuffed