indeedsir_backup | Single Sentence Fic: Jooster Sampler Plate

The Muse woke me up with incredibly smutty imagery this morning (well, it was still morning, but barely minutes left of it) and when I considered what to do with this Muse-borne imagery, she started laying out three single sentence fics for me as if expecting me to have gone to bed with my pc ready. Daffy wench that my Muse is. So I got up, grabbed coffee and whatnot, and immedately went to it. The last time I indulged in these silly things for the Jooster fandom, I brought Bertie's erstwhile French language coach into the mix: Gervaise, who I don't think anyone had any trouble recognizing was a male prostitute (if you did, I hope it doesn't come as a shock). At that time some of you lovelies requested more Gervaise in future. Surprise! You got it. The Muse wanted more of Gervaise, as well.

I tried, I really did, to snip all of them down to something like more acceptable 'normal' sentences, but they really do resist me mightily (especially the last one here); so, yet again, they are too long, too crammed with commas and semi-colons and dashes, but are TECHNICALLY single sentences. I'm just saying, if they make your edit/beta senses tingle, it's not just you, y'know? Mea culpa, like woah!

To remind you, if you like, here are the previous courses:
Jooster Sampler Plate - 1st Course
Jooster Sampler Plate - 2nd Course
Jooster Sampler Plate - 3rd Course
Jooster Sampler Plate - 4th Course

And now the latest serving:
Jooster Sampler Plate - 5th Course...

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