I can think of 23 other, far more likely (and sexier) scenarios in the next 2 seconds.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

Anyone who wants to have a go at an alternative scenario, has my blessings! I'm sure I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind a Titanic-like crossover 0:P

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[stalkerbunny.livejournal.com]

Ah, Titanic...where they hardly let any men on the boats...*wibbles*
B-but surely Jeeves would figure something out, right? Right? ; 3 ;

That said, this comic...ffft. Somehow I think he would too... :'D
And...am with you on those other scenarios. :3 *ponders*

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

But imagine how delicious the story would be! Everyone knows what is going to happen. The ship will sink. But what happens the 4 days before? And will they survive? Jeeves would probably force Bertie to save himself, and Bertie would refuse to go. Very Jack and Rose like, maybe, but I'm sure our fandom can make something better out of it - that's how brilliant we are :)

Scenario change n°1: Both Jeeves and Bertie are two really quite spiffing-looking gentlemen,...

[mrs-rochester11.livejournal.com]

Haha, totally with you on those sexier scenarios! My fiendish fangirls mind can think of many teehe<3 If anyone wants to write a Stranded!Jeeves and Bertie fic, i would be ever so happy:)

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

i have to admit that i am getting stranded!jooster ideas that are begging to be written.... ;D

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

omg, bertie and jeeves stranded on a desert island? O_o IT MUST BE WRITTEN.

...but what would they use for lube? suggestions?

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

Aloe plants on the desert island?

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

Coconut oil lol http://homepage.mac.com/mgnewman/CocoOil/CocoOil.html

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

As if Jeeves wouldn't have something on his person for those 'emergency situations' that always crop up when on holiday? Tut tut.

Oh, and I was going to suggest the coconut oil, too, but SOMEONE beat me to it!

[jihime47.livejournal.com]

That's not Titanic. It's a gay love boat. I mean, it's pink for chrissakes.

[stalkerbunny.livejournal.com]

Sinking because of the tragedy that is unattractive!Jeeves...? =3=

[danse-amore.livejournal.com]

You guys are missing the most important question - why is Bertie wearing a monocle?? And that pink shirt is a travesty - this is obviously a lesson engineered by Jeeves in order to punish him for such terrible fashion choices.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

HOW COULD ANY OF US HAVE MISSED IT. *facepalm*

"Sir, trust me, I'm sorrier about this situation than you could possibly be. If Sir is so kind to give his monocle to me, I can use it to build a fire and draw attention to us."

"That's positively brilliant, Jeeves! Do we have anything to burn?"

"Of course, Sir... >:)"

"8("

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

You are a genius.

And, of course, it seems so obvious once it is pointed out to us.

[mllesatine.livejournal.com]

"Dreadful business, Jeeves. We don't have a palm tree either. Where were you going to tie me to with this towel?"

"I couldn't say, Sir."

"Where is the special remedy for ... a certain purposes. I can't think of the word."

"Lubrication, Sir?"

"Exactly."

"I'm afraid I can't help, Sir."

"Dreadful business, I say!"

"Indeed, Sir."

(Half an hour later they are rescued by the coast guard and can spend the night in a hotel suite.)

28 minutes and 38 seconds later

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

"Look Sir, there is a ship."

"AHOY! AHOY THERE SHIP! YES, YES, YOU THERE, AHOY! SAVE US! IT'S BEEN DAYS SINCE WE HAVEN'T HAD A DECENT SHA-... "

"...Sir!"

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

I could come up with at least three good plotlines (mind you, using the usual Jeeves & Wooster, not these... hideous travesties) for a shipwreck scenario.

Oh, maybe that's not Bertie. Maybe it's Psmith (monocle)and that's Jeeves' cousin... yeah.

OH, AND YES, THERE NEEDS TO BE A PALM TREE. Stalkerbunny is totally correct about the token palm tree on the teeny desert island. *nod nod*

[dogwoodblossom.livejournal.com]

Bite your tongue. Psmith would never dress like that.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

Hugh and Stephen are a zillion times cuter than those lumpish cartoon guys.

I see your music!

[seagullsong.livejournal.com]

NO MILK TODAY

MY LOVE IS GONE AWAY


And also, yes. Please someone write this.

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[mxdp.livejournal.com]

THE COMPANY IS GAY

(I finally googled the meaning of lyrics. Quite a sad thing.)

[muuskanuikkunen.livejournal.com]

Oh lord. That's horrible.
I cannot understand why Jeeves is always pictured as being bald in every "official" illustration (book covers etc)? It baffles and angers me. He's not bald, dash it!

Also, I agree with the comment about the missing palm tree.

[detective-wolf.livejournal.com]

Saattaa liittyä siihen että Jeevesn päätä kuvataan niinku 'isoksi' ja sit jos siinei oo hiusta niin sit se... emmä tiiä... näyttää älykkäämmältä? Mä löysin eurolla yhden Jeeves kirjan suomeksi kirpparilta ja voi hyvä luoja se kansi. Se näytti ihan munalta munakupissa.

No joke.

[pipariperho.livejournal.com]

The island MUST have a palm tree and way hotter Bertie and Jeeves, it must!

Though I LMFAO reading the comments here. Yes, we need a Titanic-crossover, it would be so much fun.

Random Comment Fic Is TRULY Random!

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

(Apologies in Advance)
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*Continuing from cartoon...*

"My name is Phipps, sir, not Jeeves."

"I say, then where's Jeeves?"

"On that other island, sir, across those shark-infested waters, you might see him in the distance if you squint.... sir? Hullo? Sir? Oh, dear."

~~One hour later~~

"I say, that was a bit of excitement earlier, what?"

"Sir, that was a singularly ill-advised thing to do. You might have been killed."

"You're just sulking because you're dreading having to cook and eat shark meat, Jeeves."

"I didn't mean to imply that the food supplies were unappreciated, sir."

"You can't imagine I'd tolerate you and I being on separate desert islands, Jeeves?"

"No, sir. It's just you have never been the combative sort. Historically."

"Ancestors at Agincourt, Jeeves! The Wooster code! I couldn't leave you alone over here!"

"Of course not, sir. I must admit, I've never heard of a shark actually flinging itself upon dry land to escape, sir."

"One never knows what one is truly capable of until one is tried, eh what, Jeeves?"

"So I have heard it said, sir."

"How's that coconut oil coming along?"

"It's just now ready, sir. Sir, my jacket! My trousers! What are you doing?"

"Fighting sharks works up quite an appetite, Jeeves."

"But... sir... the food is over there... Ooh, sir!"

"I didn't say an appetite for food, Jeeves! Hand over the oil."

"Indeed, sir!"
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This is why I shouldn't sneak over and read LJ during work - it does weird things to my brain. Sorry if this is only funny to me, but I'm a bit daffy, I know.

Re: Random Comment Fic Is TRULY Random!

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[amphitritie.livejournal.com]

Ah, I saw that a couple weeks ago, but didn't post it, because it makes me physically ill to think of them looking at all like that.

Now, we also need photoshoppped Fry and Laurie on an island. Please, somebody?!

[charie-caphine.livejournal.com]

If it was Titanic, Bertie and Jeeves would still be children; I actually imagine them when I watch the movie.

That artist should be punished somehow for invoking Jeeves' name so inappropriately.

[backfrommars.livejournal.com]

I feel like a jerk for not being able to point you in an actual direction, but somewhere out there, there IS a J&W stranded on an island fic. It even has a photoshopped Fry and Laurie. I believe it's called "The Admirable Jeeves," but I can't say for sure. All I can say is that the title is a play on "The Admirable Chrichton" and that several other of the J&W characters are in the story.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

:C (But I seem to remember something too, but i just can't put my finger on what story it was...)