I can think of 23 other, far more likely (and sexier) scenarios in the next 2 seconds.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

Anyone who wants to have a go at an alternative scenario, has my blessings! I'm sure I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind a Titanic-like crossover 0:P

Comments

[mllesatine.livejournal.com]

Jeeves has some emergency kit, I'm sure. The man is always prepared.

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

Or maybe they'll just have to have sex without penetration.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

I remember reading something about starting a fire by rubbing two pieces of wood together.

Ahem.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

You, you go wash your mouth with soap, m'dam!

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Yes ma'am.... *slouches off*

[araminya.livejournal.com]

XD

*snorts and LOLs*