Indeed, Sir

You know those wonderful art/fic pieces, where the fic is in picture form, i.e. pics of letters and telegrams and whatnot? (Or post-its and emails in newer fandoms.) I've wanted to do one for a while now, but unfortunately I'm not much of a writer, especially in a relatively new-to-me fandom with such quirky language. Thus I'm wondering if there's a ficcer out there who'd like to write the texts, and I could do the picture part?

Unfortunately #2, I have neither Photoshop nor required Photoshop skills, so I'd be doing it by hand - this means rather short letters/whatnot, and probably more time required (I don't really know, not being very well acquainted with Photoshop). I do have a printer, so if old stamps and telegram forms and such are needed, I can print them - but I haven't tried ink on a printed page, so I don't know how well it works. (If it doesn't, I guess I'll draw them, and we can all pretend they look good. XD) Also, should such harder-to-google things be needed, help in finding them would be appreciated. :)

Oh, and I have a couple of objects that could potentially be incorporated to either the storyline or just in the pictures. (Yes, I have a camera - that's probably how I'd get the stuff online, anyhow, 'cause I lack a scanner and I don't know if the one at school works).

(I feel like I'm digging my own grave here XD But, well, what the heck, what the heck!)