This fanfiction was actually based on a day out that I had last May, as whilst I was there I was imagining all sorts of mischief and mayhem that Bertie would find himself getting tangled up in! The location that inspired it was Tatten Park in Cheshire, on a day it was hosting a summer country fair, although in this fic I made it set in a Wodehouse location. The memories of watching jousting that day are very fond ones, so of course I had to write a little something with it in mind.
Title: Country Fair
Summary: A dashed uncomfortable experience including armour, horses and a lance led to one Bertram Wilberforce Wooster landing in the soup yet again, and finding himself in a rummy situation regarding his paragon of a valet, Jeeves.
Disclaimer: The wonderful world of Jeeves does not belong to me - if it did, I'd be a millionaire living in a castle, but sadly not. Characters belong to P.G. Wodehouse.
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Title: Eulalie or the Taming of the Spode
Challenge: New Year's Resolutions 2014
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters; I'm merely borrowing the creations of others for my own amusement, not profit.
Summary: How Bertie came to know Spode's secret: a true story involving Christmas presents, ladies' lingerie, and misuse of poetry.
On AO3 / On LJ
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster (TV show)
Characters/Pairings: Jeeves & Bertie vaguely romantic friendship, Chuffy, Pauline, Mr. Stoker
Warnings: Mild swearing but nothing else that isn't in the episode
Summary: A retelling of the episode "Jeeves in the Country" (based on Thank You, Jeeves by P. G. Wodehouse, dramatized by Clive Exton) from Jeeves' point of view.
Disclaimer: I don't own these lovely characters or plot. Some lines, especially in the opening scene, are straight from the episode. Some bits (such as the butter prank) are straight from Wodehouse.
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“You are bally gorgeous. I want you…I have never wanted anything or anyone more. You must know that. You blasted know everything else. But I wanted you to be free. Why are you still here?”
Jeeves ran the back of his fingers down Bertie’s naked breast to the waist of his loose linen trousers, then leaned forward and kissed him again. The slender man made an urgent noise as their legs tangled. “You taste like honey. Dates and honey.”
"All constructive thoughts vaporized as the bare-chested Jeeves, bedecked in shimmering crimson and orange, oozed in with a tray of breakfast. He had left off the scimitar in favor of a jeweled dagger and was sporting a huge gold hoop earring, which Bertie found a bit ripe."
Summary: Jeeves biffs off to meet a pal in France, only to find Bertie needing his help. What will he do when a naked Frenchman crawls into the bed?
Part 2 of 'Completely Flat'
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Joosketeers... Bertie and Jeeves at the Happiest Place on Earth. (I can't help it, I'm obsessed.)
and... last but not least... Queerfest.
Completely Flat or "How D'Arcy Cheesewright felt after meeting the real Daphne Dolores Morehead."
Summary: Bertie has an admirer. And everything could be so beautiful and simple, if only...
Rating: PG-13 (for nudity, but seriously, do you wear bathing trunks in the tub?)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, settings or storylines; they were all thought up by PG Wodehouse, except Cannes, which was already there. This story was written and published only for fun, and no financial profit is made by anyone.
( Go ahead, you won't meet any actual scorpions until chapter 3. )
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster; Peter Pan
Characters: Jeeves, Bertie, Tinkerbell, Peter Pan, Tick Tock
Title: Mr. Wooster and the Trouble with Pixie Dust
Summary: Jeeves and Bertie get on the wrong side of a little firecracker… or do they? Jeeves POV.
Author: Preuxfledge (aka godsdaisiechain)
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Pairing: Jeeves and Wooster
Warnings: Jeeves is subjected to unwanted snogs.
Length: ~4000 words
And bonus link to Unconventional Courtship: there is some cute, cute stuff here
" VIRGIN TERRITORY All innocent
Title: Bertie and Jeeves and D'Arcy and Rocky: What Dreams May Come
Pairings: Bertie and Jeeves, Bertie and Stilton, Stilton and Rocky, Rocky and Jeeves
Characters: (in order of appearance) Bertie, Stilton, Jeeves, Rocky, Sir Roderick Glossop, Anatole, Honoria Glossop's husband, a nipper, Old Mr. Wooster, Aunt original characters (spies and villains and things), Aunt Agatha.
Summary: Reginald Jeeves is dead, which has made it difficult to get back in touch with his true love. Should he create turmoil for Bertie or let him ankle along with Stilton Cheesewright? Meanwhile, Bertie and Stilton are in Paris, doing their best to help Rocky Todd reassemble his wits. Somehow a baby adopts them, complicating matters about the flat they share with Anatole. Soon, they discover more secrets and lies about their own pasts, including the identity of someone else long thought dead. Bacon is eaten, whatnots are whatnotted and spies will be spies in this action adventure (if 'grabbing the toesies' counts as action)
Summary: Jeeves dwells on his own ambition and envy. He returns home to make a startling discovery. First time. Jeeves POV. Competent!Bertie (well, at least in bedroom matters). Warnings: Jeeves and Bertie are quite, quite naughty. Disclaimer: I've never been to Missouri, even if my computer thinks so.
Important quotation: Those who are believed to be most abject and humble are usually most ambitious and envious. – Baruch Spinoza
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster/Sherlock.
Characters/Pairings: Jeeves/Wooster and hints of Mycroft/Lestrade.
Warnings: None. Some spoilings for certain stories and the last episode of season 2, but nothing major
Notes: This is all jabber_moose's fault.
Full blame to zekkass fic Discussions, which implies that Mycroft and Jeeves have been coworkers/drinking buddies before this. I took it one step further, and I hope people like it.
"And I mean to say dash it all!"
Jeeves at the Place de la Concorde
Jeeves and the Pruney Toes
Summary: A Jooster sort of Seven-Year Itch sort of a story in three parts. As the heyday of the Jooster comes to an end, Jeeves flees to Paris. High jinks ensue. Parts 1 and 2 are rather angsty with the typical dispute over an article of clothing.Warnings: Jeeves gets weepy. Musty bed sheets. And, of course, Rocky Todd is a bit of a muffin.