Chap Olymipics

[trista-zevkia.livejournal.com]

What ho! Have you heard of this event, happening as it does to sound like a Drones Club event? Be a great place to get some photos you could mani madly, should you be in London.

The Chap Olympiad

"They have events like shouting at foreigners, cucumber sandwich discus, umbrella jousting, butler baiting, swooning, the pipeathalon and ironing board surfing. Also refined refreshments (their words). The dress code is elegant finery, military wear, formal wear, dandy wear. No sportswear please except cricket whites and absolutely no denim. "

Butler baiting? So that leave the Valet Vault or the Valet Ballet? What would Jeeves make of male ballet dancer's outfit?

Comments

[lady529.livejournal.com]

Valet Ballet! VALET BALLET! I need this to happen! Even if it doesn't rhyme <3

Maybe they could have Pauline Stokes announcing it..?

The Lady 529

Edit: Because my enter-key finger is trigger happy.

[trista-zevkia.livejournal.com]

Valet does rhyme with Ballet, if you mispronounce them both by emphasizing the t. In that case, Madeline needs to help with the announcing, and I say help, b.c now that I thought about it, she'd be like Luna Lovegood announcing the quidich match. "Look at that cloud, it looks just like a nargle!"

;)

[lady529.livejournal.com]

If you mispronounce them, yes : ) And I very much approve of having Madeline as the Luna Lovegood of the Jooster announcing circle!

The Lady 529

[gunitneko.livejournal.com]

Valet and Ballet do rhyme if you pronounce them the french way. ;) "Val-eh" "Bal-eh".

[lady529.livejournal.com]

I can't see anyone from the Drones having the brain capacity to pronounce it like that though, especially as Bertie's supposedly the sharpest knife in the drawer and constantly points out that Jeeves is his 'Val-et'. Furthermore, I am not sure Jeeves would approve of changing pronunciation just to make him do a plié, though I'm sure Bertie will offer to get rid of several offending articles of clothing to convince him : P

The Lady 529

[trista-zevkia.livejournal.com]

What would Bertie do if he saw Jeeves in tights?

[lady529.livejournal.com]

Probably either demand he change into something more fashionable or demand he steps out of the tights so the young master can ravish him immediately. Then change into something more fashionable.

The Lady 529

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

reminds me of the upper class twit sketch from Monty Python.

[trista-zevkia.livejournal.com]

me also, especially the butler baiting!