indeedsir_backup | I'm having a little problem...

...sorry about this, but I just found a bit of a fic on my computer, in with my own fic but which I don't remember writing. Does anyone know of a fic which begins like
Ask any of my friends, and they'll tell you that Bertram Wilberforce Wooster is a generous sort of chap. Ask the ones I was at school with when they're sufficiently oiled and they might just tell you which part of my anatomy I tended to be generous with. To put it bluntly, this Wooster's rear end gave considerable pleasure to many.
because if not, I probably did write it and should have a bash at finishing it.
Second thing is that not long ago I read a fic and can't remember much about it, but want to read it again so it will *leave me alone*. Does anyone else get that? An idea or a scene that will sit in your head annoying you until you re-read it or write it, as appropriate? Like having the chorus of a song stuck in your head and only being able to shift it by listening to the whole song. Er, anyway, it's a fic in which Jeeves cries because he thinks he can be detached while getting personal, but can't. I had a poke around on delicious, but couldn't find it there. Which is annoying as if it's an old one that'll be where I got it from...