“For the last time, I'm not gay!”

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

 ~ Jeeves on frequent personal questions.
(Quote is from Ask Jeeves)


Comrades, Comrades!

As I was fooling around avoiding responsibilities, I came across Uncyclopedia. The results of my extensive research were promising, yet disappointing towards the end.

Promising start:

1. "Having a gay day" Article about homosexuality. Oh, I say! Look who are in the spotlights?
 

2. Well. Basically, that's where it all ends. There is some Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, of course, but still...

No, I won't say we're entirely absent from The Dictionary (we are, after all, world record holder for whale wanking 1929) but surely, Comrades, I believe                                                       

            
                             WE CAN DO BETTER.

Let's pour some tea now, and discuss our brilliant tactics.

Edit: Now pimping with some ol' art.

Comments

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Absolutely hilarious, J&W on the "gay" page. Also, the caption below God and Adam from the Sistine chapel, *snort*.

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

The two are inexorably linked. ^^

Kinda makes you wanna send Hugh back to England.

[toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com]

No! That's our plot! We're luring Stephen here! America needs more celebrities that can THINK!

[vertigomac.livejournal.com]

Hummmm... brilliant tactics, brilliant tactics...

No, I have nothing.

Obviously, more tea is required!

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

Tea is always required.

[laughinggas13.livejournal.com]

Comm-written entry? We can do zat! Could be fun...

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

We DEFINITELY could do that. We just need to find some talented and funny writers. I wonder where I could find those... ;)

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

I have no tactics, though tea would be nice. I snortled and chortled a good deal reading that article, though; thanks so much for linking.

*still snirking*

[hephaistia.livejournal.com]

Yeah, those pages are absolutely hilarious.

Did you see the 'where's the lid' page on Uncyclopedia? It's linked to Hugh's page. It's killing.

[toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com]

I'm TOTALLY up for comm written entry.
And I'm even more up (if possible) for a cup of peppermint Twinnings!
Mmmm.

[who-is-small.livejournal.com]

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: You are the greatest lass that there ever was. Quote me on that. I has Authority.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

No, no. I've got the chart here, you're all wrong! It says it, right here: "Greatest people in History".
1. Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie
2. Who_Is_Small
3. Reginald Jeeves
4. Writers/Artists MxDP adores
5. MxDP
6. Elwood, my dog (qualifies as human)
7. God
8. Sherlock Holmes
9. Santa
10.Einstein