Awkward Boner Challenge

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

so i was having a laugh over some awkward boners (apologies to the men here), and thought, "hey, wouldn't some jooster awkward erection!fic be just the thing?"

therefore, i issue a challenge. one or both of our boys pops a stiffy at an unfortunate and embarrassing moment. bonus points if it's jeeves. bonus points if an aunt is present. and mega bonus points if they try to cover it up in an amusing way. ;D

and.... go!

Comments

[pipariperho.livejournal.com]

Does that make the problem in hand go away or simply just make it clearer to notice? I'm merely wondering.

[amethystaura.livejournal.com]

It could make the problem go away either by dousing Bertie's erection in ice, or by giving him an excuse to retire in order to change his clothes... Or it could simply draw attention to the problem, as you say.

It would be a lot more fun if Jeeves were unaware of Bertie's feelings for him.