Awkward Boner Challenge

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

so i was having a laugh over some awkward boners (apologies to the men here), and thought, "hey, wouldn't some jooster awkward erection!fic be just the thing?"

therefore, i issue a challenge. one or both of our boys pops a stiffy at an unfortunate and embarrassing moment. bonus points if it's jeeves. bonus points if an aunt is present. and mega bonus points if they try to cover it up in an amusing way. ;D

and.... go!

Comments

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

OH GOD YES. Someone please do. Try to get the bonus-bonus-mega bonus points. :D My excuse fior not doing it myself is a paper and that I fall under the more innocent drawingfellahs category, but otherwise... XD

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

poppycock! You are always "doing a paper".

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

I'm always drawing, as well. I don't hear complains about that.
Only 2 more days, and I can go back into the Jooster business. ;)

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

Well, that I won't know.

[amethystaura.livejournal.com]

I can so totally picture it happening to Bertie as he checks out Jeeves' gorgeous arse. Now how he'd cover it up would be more amusing.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

When will you start coughing up art? ^^

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

I need to be pressured xD

[hephaistia.livejournal.com]

Wow! This, I'm definitely waiting very eagerly to see. Why don't you take on this task? I'm sure I'd love to see what you bring forth...

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Jooster art.
Now.

Pushy enough? I can sneer, too, if that helps.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Oh, this could be made of awesome and giggly pie.
*wicked grin*
Do it do it do it doooo iiiiit!

EDIT: Dash it! Waqaychay, you wicked thing! There's a plot bunny sitting on my keyboard. Just... just... LOOKING at me. It's wearing a bowler and holding a banana. Oh. Hell. *head-desk* Yes, this has significance to the plot this bunny seems to have plopped upon me

eye hatez u wif pie ;p

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

I actually imagined Jeeves getting aroused at the sight of a blushed-from-exertions Bertie while aunt Dahlia berated him about how a gentleman should never look like an out of breath tomato, even when "pinching some valuable item requires running away from that troglodyte Spode's ire"- and then Jeeves trying to hid it by standing behind-and-a-bit-to-the-right of Bertie to "make a suggestion, madam" and "escort Mr Wooster, who seems to be about to faint from the unusual physical activity, back to his rooms". Of course then Bertie would then realise of the situation that has arisen, and would probably nearly make a mess out of it xD

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

I absolutely agree about Jeeves' buttocks being gorgeous.

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

Ah, very well, uhm, will this suffice? a rough study of Jeeves, I have been learning his features:

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

WHEN WILL YOU START POSTING ART?

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

Ah. Oops. Hadn't seen the Jeeves masterpiece above. So sorry. Please, do carry on.

♥

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

I R INTRIGUED

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Oh, lovely! Good work there.
Thank you! :)

And I didn't even have to sneer!
*grinnnn*

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Do go on...
*cheerily fascinated expression*

[storyfan.livejournal.com]

I'm going to give this a try. I shall get back to you, matey.

[cee-em.livejournal.com]

OMG! I love your icon!!! I've been looking to see if anyone would have Stephen as a "rockstar" but I couldn't find one!! It's fabulous =)

[pipariperho.livejournal.com]

Thanks a lot. I think this is 'How to keep me distracted at school, part five hundred and something'. *grin*

: )

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

Gordon ROCKS ;p

More? Of course. There you go! http://christinaof94.livejournal.com/8258.html#cutid1

:D

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

WOOT!

[teshara.livejournal.com]

bwahahahaha!!!! Dick Cheney did me in...

[niektete.livejournal.com]

DO NOT TEMPT ME WHEN I AM ATTEMPTING TO WRITE AN IMPORTANT PAPER! D:

... Dash it. Do you mind if I save this for future reference? Say, for after I've handed in my paper tomorrow? :P