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indeedsir_backupMost of you chaps on here probably already know this, but I was reading a biography of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle today [insert rant about library's lack of Wodehouse biogs here] and I came across this gem, written by Plum to celebrate The Return:
Oh, SHERLOCK HOLMES lay hidden more than half a dozen years.
He left his loving London in a whirl of doubts and fears.
For we thought a wicked party
Of the name of MORIARTY
Had dispatched him (in a manner fit to freeze one).
They grappled on a cliff-top, on a ledge six inches wide;
We deemed his chances flimsy when he vanished o'er the side.
But the very latest news is
That he merely got some bruises.
If there is a man hard to kill, why he's one.
Oh SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK , he's in town again,
That prince of perspicacity, that monument of brain.
It seems he was not hurt at all
By tumbling down the waterfall.
That sort of thing is fun to SHERLOCK.
When SHERLOCK left his native Strand, such groans were seldom heard;
With sobs the Public's frame was rent: with tears its eye was blurred.
But the optimists reflected
That he might be resurrected:
It formed our only theme of conversation.
We asked each other, would he be? And if so, How and where?
We went about our duties with a less dejected air.
And they say that a suggestion
Of a Parliamentary question
Was received with marked approval by the nation.
And SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, he's in town again,
Sir CONAN has discovered him, and offers to explain.
The explanation may be thin,
But bless you! We don't care a pin,
If he'll but give us back our SHERLOCK.
The burglar groans and lays aside his jemmy, keys, and drill
The enterprising murderer proceeds to make his will;
The fraud-promoting jobber
Feels convinced that those who rob err;
The felon finds no balm in his employment.
The forger and the swindler start up shrieking in their sleep;
No longer on his mother does the coster gaily leap;
The Mile-End sportsman ceases
To kick passers-by to pieces,
Or does it with diminishing enjoyment.
For SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, he's in town again,
That prince of perspicacity, that monument of brain.
The world of crime has got the blues,
For SHERLOCK's out and after clues,
And everything's a clue to SHERLOCK.
If that is not the most adorable, sweet filk (is that the technical term?) ever written, I don't know what is. To the tune of a song from The Toreador. If anyone can use their might powers of Google-fu to find out which, I'd be incredibly grateful.
Annnd another 'you probably already know this but...' moment: on the same site I found the full lyrics, there were links to all sorts of Wodehousian goodness. I therefore append this link for your delectation.
And yes, I have tagged this with every conceivable label.
EDIT: Ohhh I've just realised the double entendre of my LJ cut... Damn.
Oh, SHERLOCK HOLMES lay hidden more than half a dozen years.
He left his loving London in a whirl of doubts and fears.
For we thought a wicked party
Of the name of MORIARTY
Had dispatched him (in a manner fit to freeze one).
They grappled on a cliff-top, on a ledge six inches wide;
We deemed his chances flimsy when he vanished o'er the side.
But the very latest news is
That he merely got some bruises.
If there is a man hard to kill, why he's one.
Oh SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK , he's in town again,
That prince of perspicacity, that monument of brain.
It seems he was not hurt at all
By tumbling down the waterfall.
That sort of thing is fun to SHERLOCK.
When SHERLOCK left his native Strand, such groans were seldom heard;
With sobs the Public's frame was rent: with tears its eye was blurred.
But the optimists reflected
That he might be resurrected:
It formed our only theme of conversation.
We asked each other, would he be? And if so, How and where?
We went about our duties with a less dejected air.
And they say that a suggestion
Of a Parliamentary question
Was received with marked approval by the nation.
And SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, he's in town again,
Sir CONAN has discovered him, and offers to explain.
The explanation may be thin,
But bless you! We don't care a pin,
If he'll but give us back our SHERLOCK.
The burglar groans and lays aside his jemmy, keys, and drill
The enterprising murderer proceeds to make his will;
The fraud-promoting jobber
Feels convinced that those who rob err;
The felon finds no balm in his employment.
The forger and the swindler start up shrieking in their sleep;
No longer on his mother does the coster gaily leap;
The Mile-End sportsman ceases
To kick passers-by to pieces,
Or does it with diminishing enjoyment.
For SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, he's in town again,
That prince of perspicacity, that monument of brain.
The world of crime has got the blues,
For SHERLOCK's out and after clues,
And everything's a clue to SHERLOCK.
If that is not the most adorable, sweet filk (is that the technical term?) ever written, I don't know what is. To the tune of a song from The Toreador. If anyone can use their might powers of Google-fu to find out which, I'd be incredibly grateful.
Annnd another 'you probably already know this but...' moment: on the same site I found the full lyrics, there were links to all sorts of Wodehousian goodness. I therefore append this link for your delectation.
And yes, I have tagged this with every conceivable label.
EDIT: Ohhh I've just realised the double entendre of my LJ cut... Damn.
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Date: 2009-04-28 05:52 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-04-28 09:28 pm (UTC)*happy muppet flailing*
And linky goodness abounding!
Thank you, thank you, thank youuuuuu!
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Date: 2009-04-28 09:40 pm (UTC)And I intend to spend my next few days checking out all the lovely links.
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Date: 2009-04-28 10:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-29 12:48 am (UTC)*bookmarks awesome site*
Thanks for taking the time to share this with us!
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Date: 2009-05-01 11:03 pm (UTC)Thank you!