Filk (repost, as was tucked in a comment)
Mar. 19th, 2009 08:02 pmOh by Jeeves
Far from the land of San Domingo
Lives the Drones' Club: Bertie, Bingo,
Gussie, Stilton, Catsmeat, Tuppy
Freddie, Monty, Boko, Oofy...
From the City in their galoshes
Came the young and rich by-goshes
Gussie, Stilton, Catsmeat, Tuppy
Freddie, Monty, Boko, Oofy...
They all spoke with an Eton lingo
And they all said, "Oh, by Jingo!
We are all in love
And we don't know what to do, by Jove!"
Oh, by gee, by gosh, by gum, get Jeeves
Can he ease our pickles and our peeves?
All from Rocky in his hut
And Bertie, who's our favourite nut!
We've got lots of little awkward questions
Has he got the right suggestions?
Oh, by gee, by gosh, by gum, get Jeeves
(Oh get Jeeves, oh get Jeeves!)
He can ease our pickles and our peeves
(Will you kindly raise your voice?) Louder!
All from Rocky in his hut
And Bertie, who's our favourite nut!
Bertie's clothes are all by-Jeeveses
(Sorts him out his shoes and sleeveses)
Jeeves and Bertie said, "What's all the fuss?
(There was quite a lot of fuss)
Oh by jiminy please don't bother us
(Bother them, bother them!)
So they all went away, saying
"Oofy, Tuppy, Gussie, Catsmeat.... Jeeves is the only one for us!"
Far from the land of San Domingo
Lives the Drones' Club: Bertie, Bingo,
Gussie, Stilton, Catsmeat, Tuppy
Freddie, Monty, Boko, Oofy...
From the City in their galoshes
Came the young and rich by-goshes
Gussie, Stilton, Catsmeat, Tuppy
Freddie, Monty, Boko, Oofy...
They all spoke with an Eton lingo
And they all said, "Oh, by Jingo!
We are all in love
And we don't know what to do, by Jove!"
Oh, by gee, by gosh, by gum, get Jeeves
Can he ease our pickles and our peeves?
All from Rocky in his hut
And Bertie, who's our favourite nut!
We've got lots of little awkward questions
Has he got the right suggestions?
Oh, by gee, by gosh, by gum, get Jeeves
(Oh get Jeeves, oh get Jeeves!)
He can ease our pickles and our peeves
(Will you kindly raise your voice?) Louder!
All from Rocky in his hut
And Bertie, who's our favourite nut!
Bertie's clothes are all by-Jeeveses
(Sorts him out his shoes and sleeveses)
Jeeves and Bertie said, "What's all the fuss?
(There was quite a lot of fuss)
Oh by jiminy please don't bother us
(Bother them, bother them!)
So they all went away, saying
"Oofy, Tuppy, Gussie, Catsmeat.... Jeeves is the only one for us!"
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Date: 2009-03-19 08:53 pm (UTC)Hooray!
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Date: 2009-03-19 09:16 pm (UTC)P.S. Someone should record all these filks. Who can sing?
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Date: 2009-03-20 04:08 am (UTC)It's so entertaining.
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Date: 2009-03-19 09:49 pm (UTC)What is the real line where you've put 'get Jeeves'? Cos it always did sound like something about Jeeves... or is that just my wishful thinking?
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Date: 2009-03-19 11:50 pm (UTC)I liked getting the whole Drones' club into the 'ta da, ta da ta da ta da/Oom pah, oompah" bit.
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