Crack Jeeves-ataur Epic Fic-ness

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Or.... what someone did during the hurricane/cyclone/whatevermajiggy

Inspired by some recent thinly veiled threats and accompanying lovely art by detective_wolf  

Title: The Jeevesianian Whatchamacallit
Pairings: Jeeves/Bertie, Bertie/Athena (not if Jeeves can help it), Athena/Loki (not if Zeus can help it), Stilton/Florence, Apollo/Florence, Anatole/Seppings (implied)
Summary: Jeeves turns into a Centaur and, well, er, whatsit. 
Rating: PG/PG-13
Word Count: ~6000
Warnings: Centaurs are naughty. Hipogriffs consume innocent neckwear. Nymphs run amok at Brinkley Court. Crack Mythology, Harry Potter crossovers.  

Also on my LJ since I recently figured out how to use that little scissors whatchamajiggy.