out of context theater presents...

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So, I was tagging old journal entries, and I came upon this one, which has some out-of-context Wodehouse quotes that might amuse you guys. Apologies if these have been quoted here ad infinitum.

(I am totally five years old.)

Dictionary Fraglets 6-7/20: Blister & Non-Response

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Title: Blister
Pairing: J/W
Length: ~800
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which the prompt is vaguely mentioned and then discarded in favour of bathtime.

Title: Non-Response
Pairing: J/W
Length: ~300
Rating: PG-ish
Summary: In which there has been a misunderstanding and I do the photoshop telegram postcard thing.

Unproductive Robot is unproductive.

ETA: Images fixed now! Sorry!

Fic: Punishment

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Punishment

Author: waqaychay
Pairing: It's a bit of a surprise, but nothing I haven't written before.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pure, unadulterated smut. No redeeming qualities at all.
Disclaimer: I'm only borrowing the characters. All belong to Wodehouse, all hail the master.
Warning: None
A/N: I wrote this for theempress14. We talked about something like this a while ago, and I'm just getting around to writing it. I hope you like it, darling, even though it's not exactly what we discussed. It's not beta'd or Brit-picked. It's not even really that much in character, because I was focusing mostly on the sex.

I told you guys I've been wanting to write something really dirty. Well, this is a bit of a warm-up. I think I might just do a whole series of porny kinky ficlets. And this is my first time writing Jooster fic in the third person, so let me know if it does or doesn't work for you. If it does, I'll keep writing them this way.

Punishment

Fic: Bertie and the Bowler Hat

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Title: Bertie and the Bowler Hat
Rating: G, but with plenty of angst
Disclaimer: Bertie and Jeeves belong to Wodehouse, not to me
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves
Notes: This story was directly inspired by a drabble by chaoschick13 , who graciously beta'd this story. All mistakes belong to me. I have given Bertie a niece named Annie. I think another fanfic writer might have given a Wooster niece the same name, but I'm not sure. I couldn't find any reference for a birthday for Jeeves, so if anyone has that info I can bung it into the story later. As always, if you find errors, I can fix them. Please read this drabble first: chaosfic13.livejournal.com/3695.html


My story here:

storyfan.livejournal.com/12263.html#cutid1