Dictionary Fraglets 4-5/20: Octosyllabic & Attire

[thirstyrobot.livejournal.com]

Sick of me yet?

Title: Octosyllabic
Pairing: J/W
Length: ~1000
Summary: Wherein Byron is mangled, things are misunderstood, and it's possibly all a bit ouchy.

Title: Attire
Pairing: Bossy/Fathead
Length: ~700
Rating: R (er, sort of)
Summary: No, really. Attire. Not ouchy. Well, except from where said attire is standing.

No ties were harmed in the making of this post.

Wish list

[niektete.livejournal.com]

I would seriously love a stuffed frog. As in, either an actual, dead frog in a jar, or a plush animal. And I should call it Jeeves and put it on top of my bookcase.

Anyone else get these absurd ideas? Like, Jeeves&Wooster-related things they'd want? (Aside from the brilliant Jeeves alarm clock, of course, which we'd all kill to own.)