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[weaselwoman13.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna bust a cap in...well, you get the idea.



Nnfffgg...what? What's happening?

Jeeves, have you been trying to smother me again?

It's dashed beastly of you, you know.

It's not my fault you keep forgetting the safeword.

Oh, how the hell am I supposed to remember a word like "Donaudampschiffskapitänsmütze?"

I think you do this to me on purpose, you know.



You're telling me that this is instant? Really?

I don't believe you!

I want another pony.






I don't know what to do, Bertie; I've got this weird rash...

I wish you'd take a look.






This guy looks *just* like my boss' husband. At least, he would if he were a greasy mechanic instead of a butler. Just sayin'. That bit of useless information aside...


Okay, now I need a past tense verb...another adjective...and a profession.

And a part of the body.

And a place...and another adjective.

Okay. *Ahem* "Holmes slapped the rangy plumber on the kidneys and said, "Well-done, Watson! Now we must get to the Nagasaki before it's too drunk!"

Yyyyes...it isn't very good, is it?

Why are we getting rid of this?

Because it's fucking hideous, sir.









Bertie Wooster in Revenge of the No Personal Space!











OK, get ready for the scariest Jeeves ever. The sensitive may want to scroll quickly.


Wait for it...


Oh, god, don't push him, Bertie!


"Very good, sir," he said through clenched teeth.

Oh, am I in for it now...

Jeeves -- ow -- you don't have to -- ouch -- tie the laces that -- ooh -- tight, do you?

Yes.



Little lower, Jeeves.




*Hum* Tum-te-tum-te-tum-te-tum-tum-tum...'cause every girl crazy for a shark breath man...






Florence! What are you doing here? And dressed up as Madeleine? Kinky.





Whoah, there, Bertie.

I know there's a bush in the way, but right out here in front of God and everybody?






This is, by far, my favorite Aunt Dahlia. I loved the others, too, but I think this one best captures the soul of the book Dahlia.











Name something you find at a luau!



NOOO, don't give Bertie a gun! Are you stupid?

See what happens?

Comments

[missdiane.livejournal.com]

I LOVE your comments - especially the Mad Libs on this one. (and the pictures, natch. That goes without saying. Although I'll say it because it should be said. And squeed over. Yup. Uh huh.)

[weaselwoman13.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you were entertained!

[boxcarwilly.livejournal.com]

I loved it! This is one of my favorite episodes.

...and I kind of miss Hugh's old teeth.

[elliebethany.livejournal.com]

I really miss the old teeth. There wasn't anything wrong with them, dash it.

[weaselwoman13.livejournal.com]

Wait -- what happened to his teeth? I am mystified. Did they make Hugh get dentures or something?

[elliebethany.livejournal.com]

I think they "fixed" them in America. They look a lot more even these days. :(

[tilly-stratford.livejournal.com]

"Because it's fucking hideous, sir."

That's when you killed me.

*Dead*

[weaselwoman13.livejournal.com]

I'm dashed sorry about that. I never meant to kill nobody!

[tilly-stratford.livejournal.com]

Well, you did and now you have to take the consequenses.

*Haunts the keyboard*

[mistressxd.livejournal.com]

Owwwww! I actually giggled so hard that it hurt! Damn you! XD

These are a few of my favorite things (la la la):

The way Bertie looks in the "I think you do this to me on purpose" panel. He just looks so mussed and fluffy and adorable! X3

"Why are we getting rid of this?" "Because it's fucking hideous, sir." I think that was when my left lung popped. XD I would pay every cent I possess (not all that much, actually. XD) to hear Stephen say that...

Scary!Jeeves! X3 Makes me giggle insanely every time I watch that episode...

Oh, the shoes! XD I love the expression on Bertie's face after Jeeves says "Yes." And the expression on Jeeves' face after Bertie says "Little lower, Jeeves." was the death of my other lung. XD XD XD

Bertie/Gussie! In a bush! LOL! XD

And I totally agree with you about Season 1 Dahlia. She's just so full of awesomeness. X3

Thanks so much for posting these!

[weaselwoman13.livejournal.com]

Sorry 'bout that! I hope you can get new lungs. If money's an issue I'll chip in a few bucks for 'em.

You're welcome!

[xjestx.livejournal.com]

Because it's fucking hideous, sir.

Priceless!

[weaselwoman13.livejournal.com]

So is your icon!

[dryadwoman.livejournal.com]

OMG Hugh=teh Sex. Especially third Bertie down and bathrobe!mirror!Bertie.

[weaselwoman13.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I like fresh-out-of-the-tub Bertie. He reminds me of a wet poodle. :D

[dryadwoman.livejournal.com]

Labradoodle!

[melchy.livejournal.com]

Donaudampschiffskapitänsmütze

BWUAHAHA!

Mad Libs!

Because it's fucking hideous, sir.

OMG! I wish there were a blooper of that!!

Close your legs, Tuppy!

Ooh, that last one. Yummy!

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

*cuddle*

Of course, the picture right after the one with "Little lower, Jeeves" would really kill the mood, wouldn't it?

Hee, domestic dispute. :D

[klashfor.livejournal.com]

Safeword. *Cue me fainting*
Does anyone else think that the guy with his tongue out in one picture (later he has an apple in his mouth) looks like an ugly version of Barty Crouch Jr in the HP films?
-K