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I'm gonna bust a cap in...well, you get the idea.



Nnfffgg...what? What's happening?

Jeeves, have you been trying to smother me again?

It's dashed beastly of you, you know.

It's not my fault you keep forgetting the safeword.

Oh, how the hell am I supposed to remember a word like "Donaudampschiffskapitänsmütze?"

I think you do this to me on purpose, you know.



You're telling me that this is instant? Really?

I don't believe you!

I want another pony.






I don't know what to do, Bertie; I've got this weird rash...

I wish you'd take a look.






This guy looks *just* like my boss' husband. At least, he would if he were a greasy mechanic instead of a butler. Just sayin'. That bit of useless information aside...


Okay, now I need a past tense verb...another adjective...and a profession.

And a part of the body.

And a place...and another adjective.

Okay. *Ahem* "Holmes slapped the rangy plumber on the kidneys and said, "Well-done, Watson! Now we must get to the Nagasaki before it's too drunk!"

Yyyyes...it isn't very good, is it?

Why are we getting rid of this?

Because it's fucking hideous, sir.









Bertie Wooster in Revenge of the No Personal Space!











OK, get ready for the scariest Jeeves ever. The sensitive may want to scroll quickly.


Wait for it...


Oh, god, don't push him, Bertie!


"Very good, sir," he said through clenched teeth.

Oh, am I in for it now...

Jeeves -- ow -- you don't have to -- ouch -- tie the laces that -- ooh -- tight, do you?

Yes.



Little lower, Jeeves.




*Hum* Tum-te-tum-te-tum-te-tum-tum-tum...'cause every girl crazy for a shark breath man...






Florence! What are you doing here? And dressed up as Madeleine? Kinky.





Whoah, there, Bertie.

I know there's a bush in the way, but right out here in front of God and everybody?






This is, by far, my favorite Aunt Dahlia. I loved the others, too, but I think this one best captures the soul of the book Dahlia.











Name something you find at a luau!



NOOO, don't give Bertie a gun! Are you stupid?

See what happens?