Challenge and/or Rec Request - Make me like Stiffy Byng

[lawnnun.livejournal.com]

So I was just realizing that maybe she's such a hateful little bitch because she's actually gay and doesn't know it, hence her heartless using and torturing of the men in her life that she just can't care about and subconsciously resents the fuck out of.  Or maybe she's mentally ill and untreated, or has some other Freudian Excuse.

Point is, this in an invitation to flex your writing muscles, or to dredge up any fic even vaguely like this that you've ever read.  Thanks in advance, chaps. *tips hat*

Comments

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

Clever idea.... why don't you make this next week's drabble challenge?

[lawnnun.livejournal.com]

'Cause I've already got it lined up, and this would probably take more than a week of thought. *kicks Stiffy*

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

*gasp* *runs for cover*

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

fine.... ficlet. just for you. Jeeves and the Idle Chatter (http://archiveofourown.org/works/750540)

If you have an Ao3 name, let me know so I can dedicate it all properly and whatnot.

[lawnnun.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to keep it separate so my Ao3 name can be full of shameless porn, but I have read it and I think it's a nice piece even if blackmail is, like slow poisoning, the work of a fiend in human form.

ETA: I love your Jeeves voice, and Bertie totally counts as a morsel.

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

ah...

Thanks for the kind words.

PS if you want me to make you a dedication there totally separate and whatnot, just PM me and we'll see what we can do.