Challenge and/or Rec Request - Make me like Stiffy Byng

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So I was just realizing that maybe she's such a hateful little bitch because she's actually gay and doesn't know it, hence her heartless using and torturing of the men in her life that she just can't care about and subconsciously resents the fuck out of.  Or maybe she's mentally ill and untreated, or has some other Freudian Excuse.

Point is, this in an invitation to flex your writing muscles, or to dredge up any fic even vaguely like this that you've ever read.  Thanks in advance, chaps. *tips hat*