Jeeves and the Wedding Bell Blues

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Title: Jeeves and the Weding Bell Blues
Author: Me
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Pairing/characters: Bertie/OFC, Bertie/Jeeves... Stilton/Bertie and Stilton/Jeeves (not at the same time and totally non-icky), Bertie/ Ginger Winship. (My, my Bertie is busy in this little selection)
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Inspiration from a story by Saylee, following a queerfest prompt: (OK, I only followed half of the queerfest prompt that she followed): Bertie ends up in a sexual situation with a woman for the first time, with disastrous results. In fact, he found the whole affair rather distasteful. 
Summary: In fact, Bertie winds up ... (gasp) ...  married, and to a beazel who makes Florence Craye look like a fuzzy bunny.  Whatever is he going to do? 
Warnings: Bertie gets a bit bunged up. Jeeves messes up big... really big...time. Stilton pinches, but not in a mean way.

Comments

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It happened while the dangerous liaisons were languishing in the kitchen.

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

They were not languishing. They were liaising. Dangerously.

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

Or imagining that they were dangerous machiavellian love gods while in fact being highly abashed virgins with snuggle complexes.

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwww! I die of the cute.

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

It's a strong reason not to snuff them out, poor lambkinses.