indeedsir_backup | Jeeves and the Terror of the Deep (more seahorses, what?)

Although laeticia truly loved Jooster, and esteemed nothing more than the artistry with which its practitioners on Indeed Sir expressed the angst, whimsy, romance and good old fashioned smut of the pairing, she found herself, nonetheless, tragically compelled to warp their vision into something hideous and broken, creating a crack, one might say, in the tasteful oriental vase of the fandom. Such were her musings when a cough, like a cat producing a good sized hairball in the neighbor's apartment, informed her either of just such an occurrence, or that her imaginary valet had shimmered into the room. "Madam," he informed her, "the seahorses have arrived." (Now I seem to be crack-ficing my own crack-creation. What is this, Meta-Sue? Add the apologies I owe you to my account.)

Or: Alas, a sequel to this.
In which Bertie faces Grave Peril. Contains the usual marital threats and sartorial disagreements expected of P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster, except underwater and told mostly through a series of animated gifs (but why?). Also, we briefly catch up with Bertie jnr and his white mess jacket.

BTW, I promise I'm going to stop destroying your lovely fandom now. I am done with seahorses. I'm sure we can stop feeding the crack monsters (

momentarylapse8 I am looking at you with your nefarious drabble-prompting) and return to our regularly scheduled programming.

MEANWHILE, we pick up with our diminutive hero, Bertie jnr, who, when we last encountered him, was intent on escaping the sartorial disapproval of his family in a shamelessly recycled gif.

He evaded immediate danger, but is now being pursued by an army of cursorily animated mini Jeeveseses, intent on the destruction of the white mess jacket.

I was inspired by this comic on The Oatmeal How the Male Angler Fish gets Completely Screwed and also the Angler fish from Finding Nemo, plus Honoria because she is awesome and Angler-fish Honoria just had to happen. And now I am done.