Formal Notice

[trista-zevkia.livejournal.com]

Have you seen these?
An enterprising person could go through and write a story just using these! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.


Date stamp is automatic, but a person with a good photoshopping program could fix that;)

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Comments

[trista-zevkia.livejournal.com]

Forgiveness not valid in Alaska or Hawaii? That fine print will get you every time!
Oh, man, I didn't even see that one over there.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

I think the best part of these is that so many of them read in Bertie's voice already. Especially that gift one, and the bearing of bad news.

[trista-zevkia.livejournal.com]

You know if Bertie had them, he'd be like. "Jeeves, ready statement c-26!"
"Sir, do you really feel the Acknowledgment of Occasion is fitting for a broken engagement?"
"Oh, dash it. What one to I want than, Jeeves?"
"I would suggest A-001, a formal apology for your unintentional estrangement of the intended couple."
"You have save me once again, Jeeves."
"I endeavor to give satisfaction, Sir."
"It would really satisfy me to take your cock in hand."
"I shall attend to that as soon as I send the completed A-001."
"Excellent, reg! I'll be waiting."

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

It would be so much easier for him to get out of engagements if he could just send those along.