advice: don't write fanfic of your own life

[polly-oliver.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I was just (re)reading a Jeeves and Wooster fanfic about Bertie writing soppy romantic yarns concerning a master and his servant. And I got an idea. (an awful idea, a wonderful, awful idea) It would make me giggle a lot if there were a fic wherein Jeeves writes ridiculous dommy porn entitled "Reginald and the Master" and Bertie finds it and his eyes sort of...pop out of his head.

Bertie: What ho, what ho, my name is Bertie Wooster and I like pink ties, not that that's at all gay or anything! I'm bored. Hm, maybe Jeeves will have something interesting to say, he's a brainy sort. I shall pop in on him! *sticks his head through Jeeves door* Oh, he's not here. Tragic! But what's this? *notices papers on Jeeves' desk*

Bertie: *reeeeeeeads*

Bertie: WUT.

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SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS

or i will have to just give up on nanowrimo entirely

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[erynn999.livejournal.com]

DAYUM. That makes me laugh too.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

or i will have to just give up on nanowrimo entirely

Over the first two days of NaNoWriMo, I wrote 953 words of my novel and 5303 words of slashfic. So I decided that if NaNo is about trying to get my creative juices flowing, then I can count my slashfic in the wordcount instead of feeling guilty about writing the wrong stuff, you know?

[mellifluous-gel.livejournal.com]

Hah! This sounds like a fun plot bunny to chase around. I really need to focus on school stuffs as we head into the end of the semester, though. Alas! I look forward to whoever does pick it up, though!

[baskervwatson.livejournal.com]

BLARG! I really want to read this T-T. The fact that my computer broke and I'm having to borrow this one from my partner (I say borrow...) until he gets back from work every day, makes me sad and I would love to write it but I can't *SOB* Someone PLEASE D:

[lawnnun.livejournal.com]

Oh god, it makes me want to cross over with Lord Peter Wimsey again.

Bertie: GAH!

Peter: It's all right operator, I know him. Bertie? Are you quite all right, old horse?

Bertie: *squeaking* Mmm-m-ma-manacles!

Peter: ...What?

Bertie: *garble* *twitch*

Peter: ...I'll just stop by, shall I?

Bertie: O thank god you've come.

Peter: So what's this about manacles?

Bertie: *shoving papers into his hands* Manacles! In the porn!

Peter: ...and corsets. And men dressed as ponies. And urophagia. *raises eyebrow*

[trista-zevkia.livejournal.com]

Hello! Just wondering how things were going for you, busy, still writing Nanowrimo? I was kind of curious what you thought of Reginald and the Master (shuffles feet nervously). Was that what you had in mind? I didn't bother you with that comment about lobbing plot bunnies like hand grenades? Sorry, but I might be a bit of a feedback slut.