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Sorry everyone. Got this plot bunny this morning on the bus to work and had to write it down. It’s not too long.
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Jeeves was looking at me with a certain expression. Those of you who have been following my memoirs may recall his stuffed frog impression which I am all too familiar with myself, however this was quite different. A pained look of distress adorned his finely-chiselled face, as if he had just been cut to the q.
Now we Woosters are never ones to sit back and allow our valets to look c. to the q without investigating the cause, though I will admit to some small trepidation, considering that at that precise moment my lips were engaged in a somewhat intimate activity located around the said valet’s groin and 'twas not a pleasant thought to imagine that my activities were inspiring the aforementioned look.
I took the plunge.
“I say, Jeeves, what seems to be the matter?” I began, addressing the problem head on.
“Everything is of a satisfactory nature Sir” he replied
“What rot Jeeves! You stand there with that expression on your face! And expect me to believe everything is of “ a satisfactory nature”?! If there’s something wrong with what I’ve been doing I want to bally well know it!” My tone rang with indignation.
Jeeves made a small cough of protest “I am sorry Sir if I’ve given the impression that your attentions were anything but happily received. I am just mildly concerned that our recent dishabillement resulted in an uncommon amount of disarray.”
I paused for a moment to take this in “You’re upset that we made a mess when we removed our clothing? Not by anything that I’m doing?”
Jeeves replied hastily “Your actions at the moment are more than satisfactory Sir. I would even go so far as to say they were exemplary, though I must admit to being disturbed by the casual disposal of your collar to the floor earlier”
I sighed. It was the work of but a few moments to clear the offending garments and put them away to Jeeves’ satisfaction before I resumed my original position.
“Better Jeeves?”
“Much Sir. Thank you Sir”
“I endeavour to give satisfaction Jeeves”
And I did.
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