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[ancilla100.livejournal.com]

Sorry everyone. Got this plot bunny this morning on the bus to work and had to write it down. It’s not too long.

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Jeeves was looking at me with a certain expression. Those of you who have been following my memoirs may recall his stuffed frog impression which I am all too familiar with myself, however this was quite different. A pained look of distress adorned his finely-chiselled face, as if he had just been cut to the q.

Now we Woosters are never ones to sit back and allow our valets to look c. to the q without investigating the cause, though I will admit to some small trepidation, considering that at that precise moment my lips were engaged in a somewhat intimate activity located around the said valet’s groin and 'twas not a pleasant thought to imagine that my activities were inspiring the aforementioned look.

I took the plunge.

“I say, Jeeves, what seems to be the matter?” I began, addressing the problem head on.

“Everything is of a satisfactory nature Sir” he replied

“What rot Jeeves! You stand there with that expression on your face! And expect me to believe everything is of “ a satisfactory nature”?! If there’s something wrong with what I’ve been doing I want to bally well know it!” My tone rang with indignation.

Jeeves made a small cough of protest “I am sorry Sir if I’ve given the impression that your attentions were anything but happily received. I am just mildly concerned that our recent dishabillement resulted in an uncommon amount of disarray.”

I paused for a moment to take this in “You’re upset that we made a mess when we removed our clothing? Not by anything that I’m doing?”

Jeeves replied hastily “Your actions at the moment are more than satisfactory Sir. I would even go so far as to say they were exemplary, though I must admit to being disturbed by the casual disposal of your collar to the floor earlier”

I sighed. It was the work of but a few moments to clear the offending garments and put them away to Jeeves’ satisfaction before I resumed my original position.

“Better Jeeves?”

“Much Sir. Thank you Sir”

“I endeavour to give satisfaction Jeeves”

And I did.

Comments

[mrs-rochester11.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, I love it! You know thats what Jeeves would be concerned about, hehe. Delcious.

[ancilla100.livejournal.com]

Hehehe of course he would.

[charie-caphine.livejournal.com]

That's ridiculously plausible.

[toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com]

:D Hehehe. <3 Oh that Bertie.

[storyfan.livejournal.com]

This is cute. But I'd put it behind a cut because of the subject matter.

[ancilla100.livejournal.com]

Done. Sorry about that I thought it was tame enough and short enough not to require one.

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

LJ cut please?

[emeraldreeve.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! I love it! It seems very real to the characters, and the ending is perfect.

[ancilla100.livejournal.com]

Thanks :) This is what comes of watching and reading too much Wodehouse and then daydreaming on the bus. :D

[niektete.livejournal.com]

That's cute and amusing and I'd love to see more ^^

[ancilla100.livejournal.com]

Thank you :) Not sure I can write anything longer than that as that was just the scene that appeared in my head fully formed. I might flirt with writing longer things though and if I do then I'll post them.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

hehe

[princesshannah4.livejournal.com]

He would do that, wouldn't he?

[amethystaura.livejournal.com]

:->

[lawnnun.livejournal.com]

I love you for this, because when I read all these fics where they just fling everything aside, I always think "you know, I bet Jeeves couldn't relax and get it on with all those things getting dusty and wrinkled on the floor."