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i've been fooling around with photoshop the last couple of nights. it all started from a conversation with
storyfan over pirate!jeeves, and this resulted. that, of course, led to this and this. those were, obviously, horribly and quickly done. but they were also inspiration for the following.
Disclaimer: (do i need a disclaimer? really?) as i did not find a bunch of old photographs of a compromising nature of our boys (dammit), these are all fakes. duh.
so. let's start off with the tame ones, yeah?

i imagine bertie's just going in for a kiss there.

i had the worst time with jeeves on that one. he still doesn't look right. :/

i think jeeves is being a tease in this one. like he's saying, "look how close i am! but i'm not touching you. i'm not touching you. i'm not touching you. ...oh, what the hell. *SNOGS*" apparently, jeeves is reverting back to his childhood. *lol*

a sweet kiss to make up for the teasing.
and now on to the more frisky ones! these are links, in case you didn't really want to see p33n. ;)
"private time in the stables" jeeves is perfect in this one, but bertie looks a bit odd. can't figure out why.
"jeeves reading bertie's letters" this one is a tribute to
triedunture's "letter for letter" fic. it is also the best manip i have ever made. fitting, i think. ;D
"bertie on holiday with jeeves" another one for
triedunture. i imagine jeeves took bertie up on his offer to holiday together the next year. bertie sunbathes and awaits jeeves's return.
"'50s jooster" okay, so imagine it's 1950-something. the boys are headed out on the road in their convertible, but have to stop for some car sexings on the way. please ignore the fact that jeeves is wearing a t-shirt. just imagine that bertie has already ripped off his shirt and waistcoat. ;)
"69" jeeves's head is HUUUUGE. i even reduced it down twice, but it's still too big and i'm tired of messing with it. so there.
"lunch" bertie's having more than fruit for lunch. this one's in color!
"stuck in the lift with nothing to do but shag" elevator!sex. :D
"hurry home to me, jeeves" bertie sends jeeves a little something to inspire him to come home from holiday sooner. i know i'd get on the next train. *lol*
"wish you were here, sir" jeeves responds with a little something of his own.
"unexpected naked rocky todd!" rocky gets to have a little fun, too.
"getting the party started" this one is for
theempress14. just because. ♥
the bases for the black and white vintage porn can be found here.
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Disclaimer: (do i need a disclaimer? really?) as i did not find a bunch of old photographs of a compromising nature of our boys (dammit), these are all fakes. duh.
so. let's start off with the tame ones, yeah?
i imagine bertie's just going in for a kiss there.
i had the worst time with jeeves on that one. he still doesn't look right. :/
i think jeeves is being a tease in this one. like he's saying, "look how close i am! but i'm not touching you. i'm not touching you. i'm not touching you. ...oh, what the hell. *SNOGS*" apparently, jeeves is reverting back to his childhood. *lol*
a sweet kiss to make up for the teasing.
and now on to the more frisky ones! these are links, in case you didn't really want to see p33n. ;)
"private time in the stables" jeeves is perfect in this one, but bertie looks a bit odd. can't figure out why.
"jeeves reading bertie's letters" this one is a tribute to
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
"bertie on holiday with jeeves" another one for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
"'50s jooster" okay, so imagine it's 1950-something. the boys are headed out on the road in their convertible, but have to stop for some car sexings on the way. please ignore the fact that jeeves is wearing a t-shirt. just imagine that bertie has already ripped off his shirt and waistcoat. ;)
"69" jeeves's head is HUUUUGE. i even reduced it down twice, but it's still too big and i'm tired of messing with it. so there.
"lunch" bertie's having more than fruit for lunch. this one's in color!
"stuck in the lift with nothing to do but shag" elevator!sex. :D
"hurry home to me, jeeves" bertie sends jeeves a little something to inspire him to come home from holiday sooner. i know i'd get on the next train. *lol*
"wish you were here, sir" jeeves responds with a little something of his own.
"unexpected naked rocky todd!" rocky gets to have a little fun, too.
"getting the party started" this one is for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
the bases for the black and white vintage porn can be found here.
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Date: 2009-05-09 02:46 am (UTC)<3
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Date: 2009-05-09 02:49 am (UTC)Jeeves reading Bertie's letters is getting saved SOMEWHERE ON THIS COMPUTER.
I LOVE Bertie on Holiday!
50's: Oh, my. Indeed.
Lunch: ROFL! OMG, Jeeves' EXPRESSION. "Oops. Oh, dear, sir, I seem to be splayed and waiting for you to enter me..." :DD
Hurry home: :D
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Date: 2009-05-10 12:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-09 02:51 am (UTC)Wish you were here: Jeeves: "Come and play, sir?"
Good lord, Rocky gets around... Good for him.
XD Getting the party started indeed. APRON!SEX!!!! (V For Vendetta fans will be well aquainted with that phenomenon.)
Oh, this is going in my memories! And thanks for the link to the vintage stuff! I'm ALWAYS looking for that.
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Date: 2009-05-10 12:31 pm (UTC)i'm glad you enjoyed them, dear. and enjoy the link! i know i did. *lol*
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Date: 2009-05-09 02:59 am (UTC)You must have put a lot of work into these! Let's get you a medal!
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Date: 2009-05-10 05:05 am (UTC)it was a bit of work, but it was fun so it wasn't too bad.
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Date: 2009-05-09 03:09 am (UTC)I actually like the second one the best... something about the closed eyes pointed just the right way, whatever not-rightness you think may be there. Oh, and the car one. You got the perfect expressions there.
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Date: 2009-05-09 03:31 am (UTC)(sound of someone trying to giggle, gasp, and squeee, all at the same time, loudly)
That is all.
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Date: 2009-05-09 04:34 am (UTC)...see my icon.
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Date: 2009-05-09 11:09 am (UTC)The others just made me gasp but possibly in the good way. I haven´t decided yet.
Must have been quite a hard job to make them so believable...
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Date: 2009-05-10 05:00 am (UTC)it is a bit difficult getting them to look believable. it's all in the shading and the noise. and overcoming my tendency to make the heads way too big.
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Date: 2009-05-10 04:57 am (UTC)i love it when jeeves gets cheeky. *lol*
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Date: 2009-05-09 03:53 pm (UTC)Lunch. Oh gosh, you visited in my daydreams, now didn't you?
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Date: 2009-05-09 04:28 pm (UTC)I think my brain has leaked out through my ears. And my ovaries are therefore taking control of my fingers, making them itch to pornify XD
Say, there wouldn't be a story behind that last one, would there? Like...
"Jeeves! I say, what are you doing home?"
"You, in a minute, sir."
*giggle giggle giggle*
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Date: 2009-05-09 09:27 pm (UTC)I'm not sure whether to lol or fap. The internet etiquette escapes me.
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I'm not sure whether to lol or fap. The internet etiquette escapes me.
...<_<...>_>...
I'm kinda afraid Hugh or Stephen is gonna knock down my door and kick my ass any second now. XD
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Date: 2009-05-10 04:51 am (UTC)i know what you mean! i actually feel guilty as hell for making them, but i just couldn't help myself. they are too delicious. and as they got pornier and pornier, i felt worse and worse. but you'll notice that didn't stop me. *lol*
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Date: 2009-05-11 01:52 am (UTC)I love it.
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