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Title: Ficlets.
Pairing: Various, but Bingo/Bertie unrequited and Bertie/Jeeves implied.
Summary: Various unconnected ficlets of fun.
Rating: G, at most a PG.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Notes:
jestana is the best poker ever. Thanks! Friedrich von Stoltz is from A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
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Bingo sighed into his drink, studiously ignoring the presence of his long-time beloved at his side. It wasn't often that he ignored any of his loves at his side, but this was one love that he wasn't ready to give the moon and stars to.
No, he had moved past that point. He had tried to give everything to Bertie, but he had been refused. That was in the past, however, and now things were different, or so he wanted to believe.
Bingo closed his eyes, miserable. He might have had a chance with Bertie a few months ago, but he had chosen to wait, and then Bertie's sun and stars had entered his life. Jeeves.
Bingo couldn't decide. Was he happy that Bertie was utterly besotted with his valet, or was he infuriated?
Either way, he was miserable.
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Friedrich von Stoltz talks to Bertie.
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"How on earth did you manage to get away from him for more than five minutes?" Bertie said by way of greeting, grinning.
Friedrich only hmmphed and let himself in. "And where is Jeeves?"
Bertie's smile faltered for a moment, then he shrugged. "Probably off counseling Eric."
"Ah...that would explain your new tie."
While domestic issues had mostly been smoothed over by now, there was still the occasional rumble over ties and whatnot. Bertie and Jeeves were used to these, however, and Jeeves would take a short vacation to give them both a breather.
Bertie touched his new gold-and-silver-striped tie briefly, smiling. "He'll come back."
"Yes, he will." Friedrich said. "As I will return to Herr Donaldson."
Bertie nodded, smiling again. "I have drinks, if you want one in the meantime..."
"Yes, please."
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Pairing: Various, but Bingo/Bertie unrequited and Bertie/Jeeves implied.
Summary: Various unconnected ficlets of fun.
Rating: G, at most a PG.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Notes:
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Bingo sighed into his drink, studiously ignoring the presence of his long-time beloved at his side. It wasn't often that he ignored any of his loves at his side, but this was one love that he wasn't ready to give the moon and stars to.
No, he had moved past that point. He had tried to give everything to Bertie, but he had been refused. That was in the past, however, and now things were different, or so he wanted to believe.
Bingo closed his eyes, miserable. He might have had a chance with Bertie a few months ago, but he had chosen to wait, and then Bertie's sun and stars had entered his life. Jeeves.
Bingo couldn't decide. Was he happy that Bertie was utterly besotted with his valet, or was he infuriated?
Either way, he was miserable.
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Friedrich von Stoltz talks to Bertie.
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"How on earth did you manage to get away from him for more than five minutes?" Bertie said by way of greeting, grinning.
Friedrich only hmmphed and let himself in. "And where is Jeeves?"
Bertie's smile faltered for a moment, then he shrugged. "Probably off counseling Eric."
"Ah...that would explain your new tie."
While domestic issues had mostly been smoothed over by now, there was still the occasional rumble over ties and whatnot. Bertie and Jeeves were used to these, however, and Jeeves would take a short vacation to give them both a breather.
Bertie touched his new gold-and-silver-striped tie briefly, smiling. "He'll come back."
"Yes, he will." Friedrich said. "As I will return to Herr Donaldson."
Bertie nodded, smiling again. "I have drinks, if you want one in the meantime..."
"Yes, please."
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Date: 2009-05-02 07:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-05-03 08:21 pm (UTC)Friederich & Eric sketch is my favourite Boffle sketch. So hilarious. Interesting take on their interaction.
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Date: 2009-05-03 09:20 pm (UTC)