Stuffed frog

[pipariperho.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know I'm a very late participant to the chaoschick13's filk challenge, but since I plan to spam this comm this weekend finally got it working, here we go. Pardon any mistakes, it was a bit difficult, but it sure was fun.

Song used: Lady Gaga - Poker Face

"Stuffed Frog"

(Repeat 4x for good measure :)
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold him like they did in Ancient Greek
Hold him, let him kiss me, make him forget how to speak (I love it)
Lock us in his bedroom and find new uses for his ties
And after he falls on his knees I'd play him ‘til he cries

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’d get him hard, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'd get him hard, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my stuffed frog
(a servant shouldn’t love his master)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my stuffed frog
(a servant shouldn’t love his master)

St-st-st-stuffed frog st-st-stuffed frog
(Mum mum mum mah)
St-st-st-stuffed frog st-st-stuffed frog
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna get him hard and shaking under me
A little toying is fun when he’s in me (I love it)
Be a cupbearer to my young and handsome Zeus
And sir when it is love there could be nothing between us

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'd get him hard, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'd get him hard, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my stuffed frog
(a servant shouldn’t love his master)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my stuffed frog
(a servant shouldn’t love his master)

St-st-st-stuffed frog st-st-stuffed frog
(Mum mum mum mah)
St-st-st-stuffed frog st-st-stuffed frog
(Mum mum mum mah)

I can't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause in these times it’s too Wilde
I'm not tellin’ I'm just stunnin' with out-of-soup-fishin’
My fears may come true if he finds
The shameful thoughts I have in my mind but
I promise this, promise this
there’s always the tie that binds

(Repeat ‘til you get bored ;)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my stuffed frog
(a servant shouldn’t love his master)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my stuffed frog
(a servant shouldn’t love his master)

St-st-st-stuffed frog st-st-stuffed frog
(Mum mum mum mah)
St-st-st-stuffed frog st-st-stuffed frog
(Mum mum mum mah)

Comments

[chaoticchaos13.livejournal.com]

*loud applause*
WONDERFUL!

And naughty. Congrats!

[applea.livejournal.com]

LOL. WIN. XD

I think I just may have to sing this. I wonder if I can find a kareokee version to this song so I can fill these words in? >D

[walkinghouses.livejournal.com]

As someone who has been obessivly listening to this song for another fandom... I am so happy I now have two pairings I can use it to squee over! Yay!

[pipariperho.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Ibelieve it was your fault after all that I started to listen Lady Gaga.

[pipariperho.livejournal.com]

Well, I did my best to use all the gay cliches I could think of.
I wonder if the do karaoke nights at Junior Ganymeades?

BTW, love your icon.

[feanix.livejournal.com]

"it's too Wilde"

Brilliant.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

*adds to applause*
Now sing. >:)

[niektete.livejournal.com]

Wonderful job, BUT: now I can't stop imagining Jeeves in that plastic-ish outfit of hers from the vid, slinking out of pools and what have you XD NOOO! Oh, Mr Fry, why did my retinae do that to you? XD

[pipariperho.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Luckyly I haven't seen that vid but I can imagine the look in Bertie's face when he sees that... *ends up coughing after LOL*

[emeraldreeve.livejournal.com]

Fabulous! Now I just have to be careful not to sing it out loud. What fun!