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indeedsir_backupGreetings! :D If any of you have wondered why I have been so absent, it was because I was in England for 9 days and had no access to a computer. So, as a conciliatory gift for not commenting on your stories which I am now biffing off to read, I bring my (very late) response to the sex!fail challenge. ^^
I'll be loading the pictures of my trip onto my journal later, as soon as I can figure out how to make the camera and the computer talk nicely to each other. xD
Jeeves fainted. Hit the floor bowler-hatted bulge first.
This could quite possibly be considered a kind act of God-his lack of consciousness, that is, not the hitting the floor bit- because not a few moments ago he had looked like he found a corpse of an adored lover lying bleeding on the floor. Indeed, to a man of Jeeves' sensibilities, that might have been preferable to the sight of Bertram Wilberforce Wooster greeting him in a red satin corset, fishnet stockings, and nothing else but a slightly nervous smile.
Said Bertram Wilberforce Wooster clothed, as we have said, in nothing more than a s.c., f.s., and a s.n.s., ran to his valet-cum-lover's side aghast. Cradling his head, Bertram looked frantically about, tears beating a hasty retreat from the ducts and making a quick dash for the carpet . He grabbed the pitcher off the bed-side table (accidentally bashing Jeeves head against said b.s.t. in his unwillingness to let go) and proceeded to dunk Jeeves' tie into the cooling water and wrap it about his face.
One would be hard pressed not to chuckle at the sight they made, Bertram cradling Jeeves in a scarlet shocker and Jeeves with a wet tie still secured around his neck now residing over his eyebrows.
When Jeeves came to, and promptly fainted again, Bertie quickly realized the problem and shucked off the corset. When Jeeves came to for the second time, Bertie cried anew.
"Oh Jeeves, I'm so sorry! It's just there was this group in town from a brother-club of the Drones and they...and they...hic...they were all so nice. They were like us you understand, and they told me that most men well...well...they liked this sort of thing from a partner. I'm so sorry dash it!" he babbled tearfully.
Jeeves put the entire strange occurrence down to a concussion.
I'll be loading the pictures of my trip onto my journal later, as soon as I can figure out how to make the camera and the computer talk nicely to each other. xD
Jeeves fainted. Hit the floor bowler-hatted bulge first.
This could quite possibly be considered a kind act of God-his lack of consciousness, that is, not the hitting the floor bit- because not a few moments ago he had looked like he found a corpse of an adored lover lying bleeding on the floor. Indeed, to a man of Jeeves' sensibilities, that might have been preferable to the sight of Bertram Wilberforce Wooster greeting him in a red satin corset, fishnet stockings, and nothing else but a slightly nervous smile.
Said Bertram Wilberforce Wooster clothed, as we have said, in nothing more than a s.c., f.s., and a s.n.s., ran to his valet-cum-lover's side aghast. Cradling his head, Bertram looked frantically about, tears beating a hasty retreat from the ducts and making a quick dash for the carpet . He grabbed the pitcher off the bed-side table (accidentally bashing Jeeves head against said b.s.t. in his unwillingness to let go) and proceeded to dunk Jeeves' tie into the cooling water and wrap it about his face.
One would be hard pressed not to chuckle at the sight they made, Bertram cradling Jeeves in a scarlet shocker and Jeeves with a wet tie still secured around his neck now residing over his eyebrows.
When Jeeves came to, and promptly fainted again, Bertie quickly realized the problem and shucked off the corset. When Jeeves came to for the second time, Bertie cried anew.
"Oh Jeeves, I'm so sorry! It's just there was this group in town from a brother-club of the Drones and they...and they...hic...they were all so nice. They were like us you understand, and they told me that most men well...well...they liked this sort of thing from a partner. I'm so sorry dash it!" he babbled tearfully.
Jeeves put the entire strange occurrence down to a concussion.
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Date: 2009-04-16 11:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-04-16 11:05 pm (UTC)OMG, the image this produces is just too funny for words!
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Date: 2009-04-16 11:11 pm (UTC)I must say I giggled rather heartily myself. :P
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Date: 2009-04-16 11:32 pm (UTC)PurpleFluffyCat x
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Date: 2009-04-17 02:52 am (UTC)That might just quite possibly make my life.
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Date: 2009-04-17 12:46 pm (UTC)And "AW!" at Bertie crying...Poor love.
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Date: 2009-04-17 02:21 pm (UTC)*hands Bertie over* Want to give him a huggle?
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Date: 2009-04-17 03:22 pm (UTC)Welcome back from your trip! This makes for a GREAT entrance! *snirk*
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Date: 2009-04-17 04:20 pm (UTC)*triumphant entrance music* xD
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Date: 2009-04-17 03:51 pm (UTC)*mwahahahahahahaha* Is it very mean that I'm pointing at Jeeves and laughing? XD
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Date: 2009-04-17 10:09 pm (UTC)Brilliant idea though, love the fic : D
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Date: 2009-04-18 06:54 pm (UTC)Thank you! ^^
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Date: 2009-04-18 07:12 pm (UTC)Very.
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Date: 2009-04-19 10:20 pm (UTC)I don't think Bertie can do such a thing. D:
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Date: 2009-04-19 10:34 pm (UTC)Pretty sure he'd like it too..
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