J&W have a chat
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indeedsir_backupChapter: completed one-shot
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves
Summary: Bertie and Jeeves converse while dinner is in the oven.
Rating: NC-17
Tags: Bertie, Jeeves, Wodehouse, NC-17, slash
Disclaimer: Bertie and Jeeves belong to Wodehouse. I’m just taking them out for a spin. I’ll return them in good shape, I promise.
Notes: I didn’t have anyone beta this. If anyone sees anything weird, let me know. I used this rating because I don’t want to underrate it. Very short.
“Sir, if you don’t wish to dine on scorched pot roast, you really must untie me.”
“I thought you said dinner had a half hour to cook.”
“The roast must be checked periodically, sir, to ensure it does not burn.”
“I’m already burning, Jeeves, so you shall check me instead.”
“That is unlikely, sir. I would smell smoke.”
“Well, I like that. This burning business isn’t good for a chap’s health.”
“I know you to be the picture of blooming good health, sir.”
“Stop struggling. My health isn’t the only part of the Wooster anatomy that’s blooming, as you can see.”
“I’m wearing a blindfold, sir. As you no doubt are well aware, I cannot see anything.”
“If you don’t stop trying to buck me off, I’ll tie your ankles, too.”
“Why must you be the dominant partner in this relationship, sir? Do you feel inadequate in some way and feel you must prove yourself by restraining your manservant?”
“Are you casting asps on my character, Jeeves?”
“I think you mean aspersions, sir.”
“Whatever, Jeeves. Now are you going to do what I want or not?”
“I’m hardly in a position to object, sir.”
“Thought so. Well, rally round, Jeeves. Now is the time for all good men to do that whatsit.”
“Do you mean buggering, sir?”
“That’s it.”
“As my hands are tied, sir, I fail to see how I may assist you in your endeavor.”
“All you have to do say yes. I can take care of the rest.”
“Yes, sir. May we expedite matters for the sake of the pot roast?”
“First things first, Jeeves. Are you ready?”
“Proceed, sir.”
-short pause-
“There. How does that feel, Jeeves?”
“Tolerably well, sir.”
“Just tolerably?”
“If you could sit a bit straighter, sir?”
“Like this?”
“Very good, sir.”
“A bit faster, what?”
“That would suit me admirably, sir.”
“Getting closer, Jeeves?”
“Approaching it, sir.”
“Would you like me to kiss you, Jeeves?’
“Every moment, sir.”
- short pause -
“Jeeves, I think I’m close.”
“Hurry, sir.”
“Good Lord, Jeeves!”
“An apt sentiment, sir.”
- short pause-
“You enjoy buggering me, don’t you Jeeves?’
“Every time, sir.”
“What’s that smell?”
“The pot roast, sir.”
“I think it’s done.”
“Indeed, sir.”
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Date: 2009-03-05 07:15 am (UTC)"Good Lord, Jeeves!"
"An apt sentiment, sir."
Love that smooth, unshakable Jeeves voice.
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Date: 2009-03-05 03:09 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-03-05 11:29 am (UTC)“Every moment, sir.”
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Date: 2009-03-05 04:42 pm (UTC)(And then I go and put MINE in the wrong place. *snort chortle*)
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Date: 2009-03-05 04:45 pm (UTC)Same bits caught me, as others - 'would you like me ot kiss you, Jeeves?' 'Every moment, sir." <3 As well as 'Good Lord, Jeeves!' 'An apt sentiment, sir.' <3
Indeedy, this was fun!
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