Sexfail!challenge

[niektete.livejournal.com]

What ho, what ho! I come bearing a challenge/fic prompt/suggestion for those of us with writers' block ^^

The challenge is: sexfail!

Mission: write fic in which one/both/all characters (your choice of pairing, of course) commits about every sexfail known to man. You know, biting, embarrassing sounds, coming too soon, bumping teeth while kissing, being too rough... In a cute way, of course; we'd never bash our favourite characters :P

Something I wrote in my history lecture to spark some ideas:

"Jeeves, I'm sure this leg isn't supposed to be bent at this angle."

"Quite, sir."

"I'll say! It's darn painful, is what it is!"

"Sorry, Rocky. Jeeves, could you lend a hand?"

"Certainly, sir."

"Hey! Watch the teeth!"

"Pardon me, Mr Todd. ... Sir!"

"Jeeves, don't you like it?"

"No, sir!"

"Oh, alright. Sorry."


We'll all be generous with feedback for anyone willing to write such fic, what? :)

Comments

[feanix.livejournal.com]

That's a fantastic idea...

I might have a fic for that. Hmm.

[niektete.livejournal.com]

Really? Really? Can I read?? :D

[feanix.livejournal.com]

It's in the bits and pieces stage at the mo, but I'll post it when it's finished.

[applea.livejournal.com]

Must...write...something..BACK! BACK YOU HORRIBLE MALFORMED LITTLE BUNNY! D:

GAAAHHH! IT'S EATING MY BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN!!!! Dx

*ded*
x-x

[niektete.livejournal.com]

XD LOL! I hope the bunny doesn't eat your brain, but rather spawns fic? :)

[applea.livejournal.com]

...it already...it already HAS! TT.TT

*runs off crying to drink it away*