indeedsir_backup | Bingo on the WWW

Title: Boys Will Be Boys
Rating: Er. T+.
Summary: Another ficlet set in the Wodehouse/computer-age AU. Bingo and Bertie have a chat.

LoverBoyWithHeartOnSleeve: Bertie!!!!! What did u do 2 my username????
Berti: Wut makes u think it was me?
LoverBoyWithHeartOnSleeve: Youve got jeeves, and hes the only one smart enough to hack the system like that!!!
Berti: I say, you could at least capitalize his name!
LoverBoyWithHeartOnSleeve: U take a shortcut speling 'what' but you spell out 'capitalization'?
Berti: *shrug*
Berti: Relax, Bingo. All u have 2 do is change it back.
LoverBoyWithHeartOnSleeve: Hmph.
LoverBoyWithHeartOnSleeve has exited the chatroom.
CupidsArrow has entered the chatroom.
CupidsArrow: thats better
Berti: Oh, much. </sarcasm>
CupidsArrow: Hardy-har.
Berti: Bingo, I've got a confession to make. I think u r the only person I can trust with it for now
CupidsArrow: fire away.
CupidsArrow: Bertie?
CupidsArrow: r u still here???
Berti: Sorry. Bracing myself for the thing. all right: I'm in love with Jeeves. I told him so, and he said he felt the same.
CupidsArrow: *snicker* finally admitted it, did you?
Berti: ???
CupidsArrow: i figured the whole thing out months ago bertie! u think i cant recognize love when i see it?
Berti: I say! so youre not bothered by my being an invert, then? not going to call the authorities?
CupidsArrow: Bertie, bertie bertie... We were at school together.
Berti: *blush* long time ago, Bingo. boys will b boys and whatnot. wasnt sure if youd even remember
CupidsArrow: u talk as if that was the last time we did anything. have u forgotten wut happened at the Drones last week?
Berti: Well, I mean to say - that was just for fun. it's another whats-it entirely to actually be in love with another cove!
CupidsArrow: u really r head-over-heels, aren't you?
Berti: Hat-over-shoes, even.
CupidsArrow: Care for some friendly advice?
Berti: ...what sort of advice?
CupidsArrow: the sort i have to show u to explain properly. meet me at the Drones in half an hour. theres a lovely little closet just to the right of the entrance.
Berti: Can I bring Jeeves?
CupidsArrow: the more the merrier.
Berti: >;)
Berti: So how about you, Bingo? any new flames in your life?
CupidsArrow: its funny you should ask. ive met the most wonderful girl. her name is Martha and shes the most beautiful creature ive ever seen.
Berti has left the chatroom.
~God Bless.