The Rum Situation with Rocky, Part 3/3

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The Rum Situation with Rocky, Part 3/3

Pairing: Bertie/Rocky Todd implied, Bertie/Jeeves, Bertie/Jeeves/Rocky
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Very slight non-con elements, but nothing terribly squicky. Also, a discussion about infidelity, in case you need a warning for that.
Summary: Jeeves has a corker of an idea. Bertie didn't even know you could do that.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No offense meant to P.G. Wodehouse, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, or Auntie Beeb.
A/N: Consider this a missing scene for the tv episode "The Full House." Wow, I didn't realize it had been so long since I posted part 2. I apologize for the wait! RL has been extremely busy the last couple of weeks, but things have calmed now.

This series was written for and dedicated to theempress14 because she asked for Bertie/Rocky to podfic, and she is awesome and should always get what she wants. (Because she's me, after all. ;D) Thank you so much to fluttering_by, avon_09, and theempress14 for jumping in with offers to beta for me when my regular beta was out of commission and doing wonderful jobs at it. And, finally, thank you to crowson75, who, despite having just had surgery, did a wonderful final beta for me. You are a trooper, girl, and I love you. ♥

Part 1
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The Rum Situation with Rocky, Part 3

Comments

[theempress14.livejournal.com]

you know, i almost went for double penetration in this one

*eyes get big* Reeeeealy? Now usually, that's not my cup of tea but.. *looks around subconconciously and leans in to whisper* that'd kinda be hot. Also, it doesn't help that this fic in combination with my crack paring brain keeps screamin "OMG JEEVES/ROCKY! LIEK RITE NAO!"

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

oh, yeah! you know when rocky is just about to go at bertie and tells jeeves to move his hand? originally, i was going to have jeeves move his hand, only to replace it with something else. then rocky was going to, uh, join him. if you understand me. ;D unfortunately, jeeves had other ideas.

you know, jeeves/rocky while bertie watched, tied up and unable to touch but wanting to so desperately, would be incredibly hot. just sayin'. ;D

[theempress14.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I see. Sometimes your characters tell you what they want!

AND CHRIST I'M NOT EVEN GONNA STRIKE THIS OUT BECAUSE I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW. YES. ONE THOUSAND TIMES YES. THE ONLY HOTTER THAN A DUDE DOING A DUDE IS A WATCHING A DUDE DOING ANOTHER DUDE! Bertie doesn't even need to be tied up. Just Jeeves giving him the whole "You are not to touch, sir." with the burning eyes and-and-and *phzzt!* my brain just broke.

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

OKAT, THAT'S IT. I AM SO WRITING THIS! ;D

should it be bertie pov or jeeves pov, do you think? you know what? it would be interesting to do it from rocky's pov. sort of see the jooster relationship from the outside. hmmm.

[theempress14.livejournal.com]

OH GAWD YES!

My sister (who doesn't really read J&W fiction) agrees that she would totally read that!

My vote goes for Bertie POV, because not only is your bertie voice DEAD ON, It would be just too perfect for describing... what he's seeing, if you know what I mean!