Please save me from myself!

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

  ...you probably already know that J.K. Rowling has confirmed that Dumbledore is gay.

The news made me happy.  It's a good time to be a slasher right now.  (see: House, HP...)

But while reading all the comments about flamboyantly cut suits and purple and socks and stuff...I started wanting to write a crossover with Harry Potter and J&W.

It would involve Dumbledore at a party, or something, and Bertie rather admiring his suit.  Somehow Dumbledore ends up meeting Jeeves, and Jeeves winds up fleeing the room/forced to sit down/fainting dead away.

If people want to read this...I'll write it, but...the wtfery of it all may just kill me.

Comments

[slytherin-gypsy.livejournal.com]

I can totally see Dumbledore and Bertie extolling the virtues of purple socks :) I, for one, would love to read it.

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

Check the grindlore community, there's lots and lots of fun icons around right now. :)

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

I think you're a genius for this idea :-)

[elanah.livejournal.com]

I'd love to read it!

[elmyraemilie.livejournal.com]

Crack!fic is a valuable subset of fanfic. It is an artform, and a very special calling. This really needs to be one.

Because though Jeeves would object to the suit and the socks, he and Dumbledore would twinkle their eyes at each other. It's an image I cannot shake.

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

Curse you all!

...okay, fine, I'll do it. -sigh-

[kengako.livejournal.com]

+1.

[theguardingdark.livejournal.com]

OH YES PLEASE YOU MUST!

[chumpchkin.livejournal.com]

What popped into MY head first thing was that Dumbledore/Grindelwald probably looked exactly like Wilde/Bosie. Bitch, please. Grindelwald looks exactly like Jude Law. AND THE STEPHEN FRY NOSE, HELLO. Is it too late for Stephen Fry to take over as Dumbledore for the sixth movie?

[theguardingdark.livejournal.com]

You know, before book seven came out I wanted to make one of those fake spoiler icons that said "Following the death of Dumbledore, Jeeves took over as headmaster." Man, I wish I'd made it!

[pettyrevenge.livejournal.com]

I have often thought about what Jeeves reaction would be if he met Dumbledore. I think I'd actually love to see your take on this. Pleeeeease write? *Bambi eyes*

[tootsiemuppet.livejournal.com]

Wait, what happened in House?

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

...well, it's already been almost two weeks and it's been all over the house_wilson community, so I suppose there's no harm in telling you.

House electrocuted himself to see if there actually was anything on the other side. Wilson greeted him when he woke up with the words, "You're an idiot." And then...

Actually, here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3L2KQlmlBU

The scene that made fandom go 'squee'. (I've seen it referred to as 'the squee heard 'round the world' too. :P)

[tootsiemuppet.livejournal.com]

EEEEE!! .... EE!! :D

eeee!!

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

...welcome to my world. :P

Seriously, I swear that while I was watching it I heard one of my friends squeeing.

She lives about...forty miles from where I live.

[romanshoes.livejournal.com]

Dude, I heard you squeeing, and I live 3,000 miles away!

[derien.livejournal.com]

Hee! The way Wilson doesn't say anything, just sort of looks long-suffering but *pleased* when House says that is great. :)

[utopiantrunks.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... Jeeves's reaction to crazy Dumbledore apparel would be hilarious. I can imagine Bertie gazing longingly at some of it (ah, the memory of my purple socks...), and Jeeves being horrified... Go on! XD

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

...okay, right, I've started this fic (god help me) and it's in Bertie-voice.

Anyone want to beta it? Please? :D

[purplefluffycat.livejournal.com]

This sounds just too good to be true! I love the idea that Bertie and Dumbleddore would see eye-to-eye on matters satorial and horrify Jeeves in the process... but the tables would be turned when the conversation moved on to intellectual pursuits....!

I'd be happy to beta it, if you'd like?

PurpleFluffyCat x

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

...I would be ecstatic. You are one of my Jooster heroes.

(well, heroines, but that word bugs me.)

-cough- Anyway! I've started writing it, but I can already tell it's going to be longish. I'll let you know when I finish the first part!

[derien.livejournal.com]

But regardless of how apalled he might be by the fashion sense, as soon as he listened to Dumbledore talking he'd be able to tell the man was brilliant. :)

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

DO IT DO IT DO IT!

[magegirl8.livejournal.com]

You would die for a good cause.

[sor-bet.livejournal.com]

Heh. This was going to be one of my requests -- Bertie is out with Jeeves and sees Dumbledore in that Plum suit in the book 6 flashback. I wanted to see what they would say about it. Glad someone brought it up!