Jeeves and the Wedding Bell Blues

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Title: Jeeves and the Weding Bell Blues
Author: Me
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Pairing/characters: Bertie/OFC, Bertie/Jeeves... Stilton/Bertie and Stilton/Jeeves (not at the same time and totally non-icky), Bertie/ Ginger Winship. (My, my Bertie is busy in this little selection)
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Inspiration from a story by Saylee, following a queerfest prompt: (OK, I only followed half of the queerfest prompt that she followed): Bertie ends up in a sexual situation with a woman for the first time, with disastrous results. In fact, he found the whole affair rather distasteful. 
Summary: In fact, Bertie winds up ... (gasp) ...  married, and to a beazel who makes Florence Craye look like a fuzzy bunny.  Whatever is he going to do? 
Warnings: Bertie gets a bit bunged up. Jeeves messes up big... really big...time. Stilton pinches, but not in a mean way.

Jeeves and the End of the World

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Title: Jeeves and the End of the World (Part of the OMJW! Universe. The one where Jeeves and Wooster are God. Other parts Jeeves and the Mysterious Ways and Jeeves and the Big Bang)
Author: laeticia (channeling divine revelation, although the divinity in question may have been Dionysus)
Rating: G (unless you want a heresy rating then it’s full on “burn the witch”).
Characters: The Deity and the Deity’s Personal Deity (aka Wooster and Jeeves, more or less) plus brief guest appearance from another fandom.
Pairings: Still no General Relativity/Quantum Mechanics despite all the effort brainy coves have put in trying to get those two together. Some high-energy proton on proton action, but blink and you’ll miss it. (Please, someone, make me STOP.)
Genre: A serious treatise on weighty theological issues and a thoughtful exploration of contemporary problems in particle physics in no way describes this work.
Summary: Scripture-Wodehouse crossover in which the Deity’s personal Deity confronts a confounding physics problem, an aunt threatens a rift in the very the fabric of space-time, godheads are torn asunder, omnipotence is questioned, and the Darjeeling is perfectly brewed.
Warnings: Horrible liberties taken with Trinitarian theology and physics.(I’m assuming that if you're hoofing about here, you're not too easily offended by the odd splash or twelve of impiety, but if that isn’t your buttered crumpet, please ankle over to more genial parts.)
Disclaimer: Jeeves and Wooster belong to Wodehouse. The Great Old Ones belong to H.P Lovecraft (lucky him!). The Large Hadron Collider belongs to CERN. (That is probably the most ridiculous list of disclaimers I’ve ever had cause to write.)

( sunny with a chance of apocalypse )