Weekly Drabble Challenge - BONUS ROUND

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Please see Friday's post for full rules. These should be drabbles of 100 words exactly or a five minute sketch.

Bonus round:

April Fool's Day

Show me the funny!! (or the slightly depressing as Bertie gets suckered into something awful AGAIN! or - heaven forfend - the shocking, maybe the paragon himself getting pranked??!)