Sexfail!challenge
Mar. 2nd, 2009 02:18 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
What ho, what ho! I come bearing a challenge/fic prompt/suggestion for those of us with writers' block ^^
The challenge is: sexfail!
Mission: write fic in which one/both/all characters (your choice of pairing, of course) commits about every sexfail known to man. You know, biting, embarrassing sounds, coming too soon, bumping teeth while kissing, being too rough... In a cute way, of course; we'd never bash our favourite characters :P
Something I wrote in my history lecture to spark some ideas:
"Jeeves, I'm sure this leg isn't supposed to be bent at this angle."
"Quite, sir."
"I'll say! It's darn painful, is what it is!"
"Sorry, Rocky. Jeeves, could you lend a hand?"
"Certainly, sir."
"Hey! Watch the teeth!"
"Pardon me, Mr Todd. ... Sir!"
"Jeeves, don't you like it?"
"No, sir!"
"Oh, alright. Sorry."
We'll all be generous with feedback for anyone willing to write such fic, what? :)