Jeeves Has His Way

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Title: Jeeves Has His Way
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1,137
Summary: Jeeves has his way…with Bertie. And Bertie has fun, too. Total PWP.
Author's Notes: This bit into my brain stem while I was in the process of writing another J/W story, to which I shall now return and try to complete. Many thanks to kalimyre for an early reading and opinions. *bats my sapphire blue eyes at her* Special thanks, as always, to my own beta queen skyblue_reverie for keeping my writing honest and true to the characters. Without question, this is a 100-percent-better story because of her. *mwah!*
Disclaimer: No ownership claimed, just tons and tons of love for the characters and equal amounts of respect for their creator.

Jeeves Has His Way

It's really obvious I work in a library, isn't it?

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A bit of canon trivia and an O RLY? for the fandom, both pertaining to Very Good, Jeeves and the oft-debated question of Bertie's age.

( A little of what you fancy does you good. )

Slip, Sir.

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Well, here is the fic inspired by the musings between cosmicwaffles and self over at this post (I took some wording directly from a comment of mine, since I happened to phrase the image so well at the time). Do enjoy, old thingummies.

Title: Slip, Sir
Author: Han (woe_in_a_hoodie)
Rating: Rather PG, I guess you could say, for a lot of eyebrow-raising mental imagery and whatnot (mostly things that go unsaid).
Pairing: Jooster, what what!
Warnings: Slash is all. Though I'm sure you don't mind. Also, intentionally leaving out certain details which one would most likely want to see onstage, as it were... simply because I am evil like that. ^w^ Also, I bunged in the obligatory biblical allusion, for tradition's sake.
Spoilers: None.
Dedicated To: cosmicwaffles, who encouraged me to follow this plot bunny down the winding trail it took.

( Slip, Sir )

I'm thinking of turning this into a series of sorts: Jeeves trying his hand at various art forms, resulting in deviant behaviours with craft supplies. I'm thinkinggg... painting (endless possibilities here), and collage (again, much to work with), and possibly photography. I can just see Jeeves setting up a darkroom in the pantry or something of that ilk. n_n*


Edit: For some reason I was under the delusion that Aunt Agatha's last name was something it isn't. Have recitified the sitch.

Musings Over Tea.

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I'm drawing up a list of workable plot bunnies at the mo, and I had the idea for a poetic back-and-forth sort of affair between Bertie and Jeeves. I haven't actually started on it yet, but this little poem slipped out as I was thinking about it. Very lightly slashy (one might even say it's preslash, actually), Bertie's POV.

( Musings Over Tea )

Challenges ahoy!

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(This seems to be Spam The Comm day at my place, what?)

Been coming up with more challenges.

1. 'You're The Top' songfic. IT MUST BE DONE. Because Jeeves totally is the top.
2. On the other hand, top!Bertie. Throw some kink in there, why don't you?
3. Bertie and Jeeves are roped (most likely by an aunt) into acting in a traditional-format Shakespeare production (meaning a cast of all guys, what) of Much Ado about Nothing; Jeeves is Benedick, Bertie is Beatrice. (This idea was stolen from JayKay, I believe, of the HP fandom, whose fic Too Wise To Woo Peaceably is one of my faves.)
4. Jeeves is a werewolf. No, I am not kidding.
5. Someone must use the term 'subversive literature'.
6. Bertie learns a magic trick, to disasterous results.
7. Bertie walks in on Jeeves doing something... unexpected.
8. Jeeves has criticized about every other item of Bertie's wardrobe except his underwear. One must recitfy this situation. (Perhaps Bertie gets some novelty shorts or as a present or something, possibly with little hearts on them.)
9. (I got this idea while writing Slip, Sir) Jeeves is a sleepwalker.
10. Bertie tries absinthe, and madness ensues.
11. Bertie writes a parody of a song for Jeeves (by parody, I mean using the notes and rhythm from a song someone else has written, except with new words). This can be comic or otherwise, but I feel it should be a little bit of both.
12. Bertie writes a Shakespearean sonnet. (I do believe I will take myself up on this challenge, actually. It intrigues me.)

Right Ho.

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Here, answering my own challenge - and I do think this will end up being part of a series, as well - is a slashiful ickle Bertie sonnet.
(Hopefully, I pronounce joie de vivre correctly in my head - I've never actually heard someone say the phrase aloud - because otherwise, the bally thing doesn't scan.)

( Right Ho )

Influenza.

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I felt like poking fun at a bit of a fandom cliché, the ever-popular Bertie-gets-sick fic. I thought that perhaps, after the first run through the wheeze under scrutiny, Bertie might try to put it to use again.

So, without further ado, I present...

( Influenza )

A plea.

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Help!

I was wondering if one of you wonderful people could tell me about a fic that I'm sure i've read somewhere, it which Aunt Agatha says something along the lines of 'You must get married, Bertie', and Bertie replies that he doesn't bally want to get married. Or something.

And then there's a line or summat about A.A looking at Bertram 'mournfully', which catches his attention, and her pleading with him, like- 'You must, Bertie, you </>must</>, people are beginning to talk' and him saying something like ..'talk? about-oh' and here nodding in distress.

Anyway. Probably not the correct wording, but there is a paragaraph in a fic somewher that goes along those lines, and I was wondering if anyone recognises it? Help? Pleeeeeez?

And another one.

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Um... here I am again, I was wondering if anyone knows about the fic titled 'Jeeves and the Blurred Photograph' by irishstew? There was a link to it posted once in this very comm, but upon clicking on it, there was no fic. Infact, irishstew had no posts in his/her LJ at all.

Does anyone know what happened to the fic? Did it exist? Was the link broken? Has it been outdated?

irishstew, if you're reading this, I am most curious - the fic title is bally intriguing in itself.