FanFic100, #49: "Drones Club Haiku"

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Cross-posted to my journal, indeedsir, and rightho.

I've just had the audacity to claim the Jeeves and Wooster fandom in the fanfic100 challenge. God only knows how much writing I've let myself in for, but I know at least a couple people who'll be pleased. These can be drabbles, poems, scripts, whatever goes past 100 words, but they have to adhere to a table of 100 different prompts. I'll certainly be adding/editing before I post it to the fanfic100 community.

Title: Drones Club Haiku
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Author: Careena Cornette (Careena @ Gmail)
Prompt: #049, "Club"
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Many haiku-- some dreadfully immature-- about the Drones Club.
Archiving: Yes, given notice.

DRONES CLUB HAIKU
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When you both went to
answer that phone call, you seem
to have swapped your shirts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Excuse me, but I'd
like to chuck some rolls about,
and you're in the way.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The silence of the
library, broken by my
new whoopie cushion.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No coincidence,
our club's proximity to
all those Turkish baths.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Later on, the haiku become ( really, really FILTHY. )