I skimmed this, because I didn't want to break my brain, but yyeeeeeeeiigh... *shudder* Nice, this is fucking disturbing. Now I have the idea of some actual weird living doll AU... Oh shit.
Look, I have homework so someone else adopt this all right? Right.
Okay, Jeeves is not in service but is still Jeeves (gay for clothes, conventional) and is actually working in the garment industry. He can have his own tailor shop or haberdashery or something, or be someone's sagacious second in command. Anyway, he notices that a tailor's dummy (not a mannequin, mannequins are too creepy) seems to acquire these ridiculous, unsuitable outfits out of thin air, and staying up at night to see who's playing silly buggers with the clearance rack, he sees that the dummy itself is apparently secretly alive and in love with garish clothing.
I do not even know where the hell it would go from there. Take good care of my baby.
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Date: 2009-07-12 12:23 pm (UTC)Look, I have homework so someone else adopt this all right? Right.
Okay, Jeeves is not in service but is still Jeeves (gay for clothes, conventional) and is actually working in the garment industry. He can have his own tailor shop or haberdashery or something, or be someone's sagacious second in command. Anyway, he notices that a tailor's dummy (not a mannequin, mannequins are too creepy) seems to acquire these ridiculous, unsuitable outfits out of thin air, and staying up at night to see who's playing silly buggers with the clearance rack, he sees that the dummy itself is apparently secretly alive and in love with garish clothing.
I do not even know where the hell it would go from there. Take good care of my baby.