Call for prompts!

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Hiya! I'm feeling inspired at the moment, and I enjoyed writing commentfic about invisible!Jeeves, so here's the deal.

If you comment to this post with a one-line prompt/plot bunny, I will write a short story as a response to your comment.

Now, these prompts can be as specific or non-specific as you want - my only limitation is that the pairing be Bertie/Jeeves or Jeeves/Bertie, as I'm afraid I can't write a decent anyone else in the J&W universe yet.

So - fire away!

Edit: I just wanted to add - if any of these prompts get any of you writers out there to wanting to write, please do! I'll still write for all of these prompts, but extra commentfics would be fun. :D

Edit Two: I'm going to bed now, but that doesn't mean I'll stop writing these. More to come when I'm fully rested. :)

Comments

[sunsetsinthewes.livejournal.com]

"Well I say, Jeeves, that's a dashed rummy thing to see. Not something one expects to stroll upon during a mid-morning jaunt. I mean, coves kissing coves now, what?"

"Certainly, sir."

[chippers87.livejournal.com]

Bertie and Jeeves get naughty on the beach. :)

[askeladden.livejournal.com]

Jeeves wears lingerie bought from Eulalie; Bertie's reaction.

My first thought: Bertie's discovered gay porn.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

"I say!"

"Sir?"

"I mean - I say!"

Jeeves' curiosity was peaked. He came over to see what Bertie was doing.

"Jeeves! They're kissing!"

Jeeves blinked once, then tilted his head. Since when did Bertie read books with flowery covers?

"Sir?"

"I mean - two men! Kissing!"

Ah.

"Indeed, sir."

Bertie blinked and looked at Jeeves. "You know - I didn't know you read thingummies like this, Jeeves."

Jeeves closed his eyes for a short moment. Since when did Bertie go about searching his quarters?

"Sir, where did you find this?" Jeeves asked at last.

"In your ro- oh. Sorry, Jeeves."

Jeeves nodded and returned to polishing the spoons.

It was barely three minutes before Bertie came over.

"Jeeves? Why do you have books like this?"

Jeeves began counting to fifty-five from three-hundred and two, attempting to remain calm.

[thirstyrobot.livejournal.com]

*scratches head* Aren't Bertie/Jeeves and Jeeves/Bertie the same thing? Or is that a clever way of indicating who's topping?

But that's neither here nor there. Your prompt, should you choose to accept it:

"I say, Jeeves, wouldn't that hurt?"

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

It's a way to indicate who's topping. And my response to your prompt will come shortly. :)

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

i've always someone to write one of the girls, madeleine or stiffy or someone, to walk in on the boys getting it on. i think the reaction would be priceless. ;D

[blackletter]

Bertie's writings have earned him fans. Some of them offer marriage. (Assuring Bertie that they are *nothing* like Madeline, Honoria, Florence, Bobbie, Pauline, Stiffy, etc. etc.)

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

"I say, careful where you put that, Jeeves!"

[thirstyrobot.livejournal.com]

Huh. Never seen that before. Or perhaps I have and just couldn't be bothered to notice. Yay for comment-fic!

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Bertie was quite sure he was drunk. That, or he was hallucinating. Maybe both.

But Jeeves had said he had done some wardrobe shopping at Eulalie...so maybe he wasn't.

Still.

Pink. Lacy. Jeeves.

It did not work in Bertie's mind.

He tried to close his mouth, but no.

"J- J- Jeeves?" He gasped out, shocked.

Jeeves was flushed, but he still had his dignity about him. How did he manage that?

"Yes, sir?"

"Your - you - "

"Would you prefer I change, sir?"

"No!"

Bertie finally approached Jeeves, daring to touch.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

It's an old technique from the Star Trek mailing lists, which is where I learned it. (I think. That was a long time ago.) (And no, I read the archives of the mailing lists, I didn't participate in them. I'm not THAT old!)

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Bertie and Jeeves go punting in Oxford. Subsequent shenanigans ensue. (Capsizing of aforementioned punt optional.)

[thirstyrobot.livejournal.com]

Hah, I am! Well, the listserv incarnations, anyway. I always thought it was by rank unless it was an established pairing, but then again, I only ever read Kirk/Spock, which was always K/S no matter what IIRC. And is so not even important, so I'll shut up and let you make ficses.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

"It would, sir, but a proper application of lubrication and a knowledge of the right angles to aim at would assist in relieving pain."

"Ah! I see, Jeeves. Thanks!"

Jeeves nodded, and handed Bertie the bottle of oil.

A moment later, there was the sound of a THWACK from the target.

"This isn't so bad, Jeeves - archery is more fun than I thought!"

[backfrommars.livejournal.com]

Jeeves is struck by sudden terror at unexpected threat or injury to Bertie.

[thirstyrobot.livejournal.com]

EVIL! That was evil! *goes back to giggling*

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

"But I don't WANT to be married! How many times must I write them back, refusing them?"

"Female fans are known to be quite persistent, sir."

"So a simple no won't stop them?"

"No, sir."

"Then they're lying - really, how soon until they would start molding me?

"I believe it would be quite soon after you met formally, sir."

"Right - well. Would you help me tell them no, Jeeves?"

"Certainly, sir."

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Jeeves smiled at Bertie - one of his full smiles - and then he kissed his young master.

A few breathless moments later, Bertie had Jeeves on his back, and the swimming trunks were off.

A few more moments later, and Bertie was quite glad that they had remembered to bring the sun lotion. It did have other uses, after all.

Quite a while later - "There's sand EVERYWHERE!" Bertie wailed afterwards, once in the shower.

[nemesishamartia.livejournal.com]

Bertie visits Aunt Dahlia, who is furious at him for not bringing Jeeves (but he did -- Invisible!Jeeves). Seeing how Jeeves isn't around to offer a solution, Dahlia forces Bertie to steal something for her. /fanfare. Invisible!Jeeves to the rescue!

[triedunture.livejournal.com]

LOL @ the female fans bit

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Haha, sequel!

[ever-hiddenstar.livejournal.com]

AU where Jeeves and Bertie meet at children/teenagers.

[nox-candida.livejournal.com]

Aww, mine was going to be similar to this (i.e. alternate Bertie and Jeeves meeting). lol, must think of something else. ;)