sex!fail challenge
Mar. 16th, 2009 12:47 amHere's my contribution to the sex!fail challenge by niektete .
I appologise in advance for this dark little piece, I was feeling rather bloodthirsty tonight.
Title: What Gussie shouldn't have seen
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jeeves/Bertie
Warnings: Possible character death (Not J or B though, I'm not that cruel), lots of blood
Disclaimer: Will never own anything to do with Plums writing.
A/N: Many thanks to chaoschick13 for beta-ing and being a jolly good egg
What Gussy Shouldn’t Have Seen
“Bertie, there you are! I need your help, Madel…Oh…my…”
“Oh god…Jeeves!”
“Sir, please let me up, we have to help him.”
“Oh god, Jeeves, is that blood?”
“Sir, please, get off me, Mr. Fink-Nottle needs medical attention.”
“But…but, why wasn’t the door locked? And why is that table placed there?”
“Sir! Get off me immediately!”
“Of course, of course…Jeeves, there is so much blood!”
“Sir, I will go and get help. Please stay with Mr. Fink-Nottle and press this towel to his head as firmly as you can.”
“Right, right…But Jeeves, what will you tell them? You can’t say that Gussy caught us in flagrante delicto, fainted and banged his head on the sidetable!”
“I will think of something, please just stay with Mr. Fink-Nottle, I will be right back.”
“Oh Gussy, please wake up! I’m so sorry, we should have locked the door…Jeeves is getting help, don’t worry. Oh Gussy, hold on, old thing. Just breathe, please breathe…”
I appologise in advance for this dark little piece, I was feeling rather bloodthirsty tonight.
Title: What Gussie shouldn't have seen
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jeeves/Bertie
Warnings: Possible character death (Not J or B though, I'm not that cruel), lots of blood
Disclaimer: Will never own anything to do with Plums writing.
A/N: Many thanks to chaoschick13 for beta-ing and being a jolly good egg
What Gussy Shouldn’t Have Seen
“Bertie, there you are! I need your help, Madel…Oh…my…”
“Oh god…Jeeves!”
“Sir, please let me up, we have to help him.”
“Oh god, Jeeves, is that blood?”
“Sir, please, get off me, Mr. Fink-Nottle needs medical attention.”
“But…but, why wasn’t the door locked? And why is that table placed there?”
“Sir! Get off me immediately!”
“Of course, of course…Jeeves, there is so much blood!”
“Sir, I will go and get help. Please stay with Mr. Fink-Nottle and press this towel to his head as firmly as you can.”
“Right, right…But Jeeves, what will you tell them? You can’t say that Gussy caught us in flagrante delicto, fainted and banged his head on the sidetable!”
“I will think of something, please just stay with Mr. Fink-Nottle, I will be right back.”
“Oh Gussy, please wake up! I’m so sorry, we should have locked the door…Jeeves is getting help, don’t worry. Oh Gussy, hold on, old thing. Just breathe, please breathe…”
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Date: 2009-03-16 12:18 am (UTC)Am guessing 'towle' is supposed to be 'towel' btw : )
Good luck to Jeeves on coming up with a good explanation (which I'd love to hear, btw)!
The Lady 529
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Date: 2009-03-16 12:36 am (UTC)I actually quite like poor Gussie, but someone had to die tonight.
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Date: 2009-03-16 12:46 am (UTC)You should consider writing dark fiction, you would be very good.
Love and hugs for you doll!
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Date: 2009-03-16 12:47 am (UTC)Sorry i shouted at you, lol.
*hugs back*
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Date: 2009-03-16 12:48 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-03-16 12:55 am (UTC)But... lol. What a way to go XD
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Date: 2009-03-16 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-03-16 04:23 am (UTC)Who'll care for the newts?
Really dark, indeed, but well done.
I'll go get a mop.
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Date: 2009-03-16 07:31 am (UTC)Or maybe he won't die, and it would be rather interesting to read about some other happy soul knowing what's going on between Jeeves and Bertie. Other then the usual Madelaine, or Dhalia.
Whatever the out come, *approves*
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Date: 2009-03-16 10:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-16 12:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-16 01:53 pm (UTC)PurpleFluffyCat x
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Date: 2009-03-16 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-16 07:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-16 07:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-16 07:40 pm (UTC)You know what, I might just turn that into a fic now.
If I can find the time.
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Date: 2009-03-16 07:42 pm (UTC)I'm actually not a fan of dark, angsty fics, but the plot bunny just kept on pestering me until I wrote it down.
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Date: 2009-03-16 08:19 pm (UTC)