Sex!fail Challenge Drabble
Mar. 10th, 2009 10:53 pmMy compliments to
Jeeves gripped the bed sheets in his hands, squeezing the material so tight it threatened to rip. Bertie kept up his steady rhythm, forcing moans from Jeeves’ throat with each firm stroke past that small knot of pleasure buried deep inside him. He tightened his legs around Bertie’s waist, driving his lover’s cock even further inside. Bertie gasped and tensed, his hips snapping forward uncontrollably as he came.
Jeeves looked down at the front of his trousers. Yet again another fantasy had taken him by surprise, and yet again he had to quietly slip into his room to change while his employer was sitting in the next room. This would mark the fourth time this week. Aside from the simple concern of only having two pairs of trousers at his disposal, there was also the nagging disquiet at the thought of being discovered. With a resigned sigh, Jeeves gingerly squished to his room.
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Date: 2009-03-11 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-03-11 04:40 am (UTC)Internet = 24.99 Per month
The thought of Jeeves ginerly squishing anywhere = priceless. xD
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Date: 2009-03-11 06:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-11 08:24 am (UTC)Hey, I don't mind that you write sexfails if you write them as brilliant as that!
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Date: 2009-03-11 10:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-11 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-11 03:46 pm (UTC)Jeeves = fantastic.
The phrase "squished to his room." = win.
The fact that Jeeves is concerned with his amount of trousers at a time like that (even though it IS a relevant thought, but still, very Jeeves) = love.
So we have a win of fantastic loveliness!
I adore it. Poor Jeevesy.
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Date: 2009-03-11 04:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-12 02:15 am (UTC)PurpleFluffyCat x
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Date: 2009-03-12 03:05 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-03-12 03:10 am (UTC)I will have to write him a few more pairs of trousers if he is to do all the fantasizing I would like. XD
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Date: 2009-03-12 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-12 03:14 am (UTC)My smut-authoring virginity, if you will.
I fear I have used a few cliches to get me through the porny bits.
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Date: 2009-03-12 06:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-12 06:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-12 07:07 am (UTC)Well anyway, I loved this little piece.
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Date: 2009-03-12 09:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-12 09:04 am (UTC)Utterly lovely, nieketete.
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Date: 2009-03-12 10:46 am (UTC)Poor Jeeves...In a really good way ;)
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Date: 2009-03-13 07:46 am (UTC)I meant to say, "Utterly lovely, chaoschick," rather than, "niektete"."
A thousand apologies.
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Date: 2009-03-13 01:12 pm (UTC)THIS one was a bit of an antidote! :-)
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Date: 2009-03-16 08:31 am (UTC)Oh poor Jeeves! Two pairs of trousers is not enough to sustain you through
(as-of-yet) unnoticed ooglings.