Indeedsir can cause brain damage
Jan. 21st, 2009 03:21 pmWhat ho to you all! I just came back from London and I simply have to tell you what happened to me there. I found out that the indeedsir community is affecting me more than I thought and I think I need a professional help. Because:
1) when I was having breakfast I saw "butler" instead of "butter" on my plate
2) when I was enjoying my ride in doubledecker I saw the "Jeeves Dry Cleaners" and thought "Is Bertie there as well?"
3) my mum was dressing herself and she suddenly said: "It would be so nice to have a valet, don´t you think? I just need someone to tie my shoe-laces, that would be perfect" and I said to myself: "Hah, If you only knew, what a valet could do to you..."
4) I was in a bookshop and I found a new Wodehouse´s book, which I haven´t read yet, and in the back was written: "Bertie Wooster has been overdoing metropolitan life a bit, and the doctor orders fresh air in the depths of the country. But after moving with Jeeves to a cottage at Maiden Eggesford..." and I thought: "WHAT? A cottage? Indeedsir has taken over the world and now publishes slash!" but then I found that it actually WAS written by P.G.Wodehouse, thank goodness, I almost died of shock.
And after that I realised, that there should be some pills or special treatment for the members, before we become really dangerous for the rest of the world.
1) when I was having breakfast I saw "butler" instead of "butter" on my plate
2) when I was enjoying my ride in doubledecker I saw the "Jeeves Dry Cleaners" and thought "Is Bertie there as well?"
3) my mum was dressing herself and she suddenly said: "It would be so nice to have a valet, don´t you think? I just need someone to tie my shoe-laces, that would be perfect" and I said to myself: "Hah, If you only knew, what a valet could do to you..."
4) I was in a bookshop and I found a new Wodehouse´s book, which I haven´t read yet, and in the back was written: "Bertie Wooster has been overdoing metropolitan life a bit, and the doctor orders fresh air in the depths of the country. But after moving with Jeeves to a cottage at Maiden Eggesford..." and I thought: "WHAT? A cottage? Indeedsir has taken over the world and now publishes slash!" but then I found that it actually WAS written by P.G.Wodehouse, thank goodness, I almost died of shock.
And after that I realised, that there should be some pills or special treatment for the members, before we become really dangerous for the rest of the world.