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Part 3 :D

Title: The Truth
Author: Applea
Rating: G
Summary: Dr. Jeeves makes a list...


Dr. Jeeves kept a notebook of his patient's symptoms. After a week of studying Mr. Wooster, he examined his notebook and compiled a list of all Mr. Wooster's manifest symptoms.

- Frequently forgets words; muddles ideas
- Becomes fixated on one idea (rare)
- Is very territorial of clothes
- Is not coherent until about 12, is not awake until 11 usually (Seems to wake up when served tea with lunch/breakfast- perhaps some plant key element? Could be because of Alkaloids- removes hangover effects, eliminates toxins, and Tea polyphenol- activates capillaries?)
- Solves all problems with alcohol. Much like pre-Revolution Americans, drink is about 80% of daily liquids. Seems to help, but that most likely is the medicine slipped into it. Like most patients, believes he's sane, won't take medicine any other way.
- May quite possibly be colorblind.

Skills:
- Is proficient on piano. (gift from Mrs. Gregson, with a note for the institution to "teach him something normal and see if we can get it into his thick head". He took to it at once, and apparently needs no tutoring. Says he's been playing since childhood. Refuses to play classics- may that be what Mrs. Gregson was referring to?
- Is very skilled at personal relationships. Is not usual for mentally disturbed to be so personable and relaxed in company, most warning signs not present. May have very mild dementia, not any other serious affliction.

Characteristics:
- Very personable and friendly. Enjoys the group sessions. Calls them his "club". Dr. Phillips jokingly called them "The Drones" within his charges hearing. Now they all know it as their "club" "The Drones".
-An extremely fast metabolism- not matter how much he eats he won't gain anything substantial. Fortunately have been making some progress; he is no longer in danger.
- Always helps friends. He can't seem to say no.
- Has VERY LOW SELF ESTEEM. It is almost dangerous. Suspect that it has been caused due to years of ignorant family members assuming he was just "thick".
- Is classically beautiful, lean supple body, golden curly hair, and blue eyes.

He put down his pen and stared at the last one. It was true, but why had he felt the need to say it?

He sighed, and shook his head to clear out the images that were unbiddingly rising to the surface of his mind...images of Mr. Wooster's smile, of his bedhead and quizzical look when he awoke, of his long soft, uncalloused fingers quickly skimming the keys, all his compliments when he ate Jeeves' cooking...

"Stop it! He's a mentally ill patient." he chastised himself "these thoughts will lead to nothing, you can't force yourself on him! He may not even understand sex, let alone be interested in men." A thought occurred to him and he grew still. "If he is...and he's 'a loony', if he likes men, would that mean that my...attraction really is a mental insanity?"

He put his head in his hands and shook.