Bertie and the Conundrum 'Down There'

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Oh boy, here is another short, dumb fic based off of "Fifty Shades of Grey". I haven't actually READ Fifty Shades of Grey, but have been following a hilarious chapter by chapter review of it.

Salient facts:

- The main character, Ana, is in love with this kinky BDSM guy named Christian Grey.

- She is especially enthralled by "the sexy way his pajama pants hang off his hips" and mentions this constantly.

- Her favorite exclamation is "Oh, my."

- She refers to her vagina as "down there." (Seriously.) Confusingly, the anal region is also "down there." Since the books are one sex scene after another, these terms see a lot of use.

Okay, I think you're ready now. OR ARE YOOOOU?

Title: Bertie and the Conundrum of 'Down There'
Fandom: J&W and hilariously bad Twilight fanfic with the serial numbers filed off
Status: Complete.
Genre: Parody, or perhaps Trainwreck
Summary: Confused Bertie and a mistaken rendezvous
Rating: PG for dumb sex jokes
Words: A mere 1,406. WIPE YOUR BROW WITH RELIEF.

( Bertie and the Conundrum of Down There )