HELP NEEDED URGENTLY

[eviltabby.livejournal.com]

Hi guys, I have been lurking here for maybe 2 or 3 years now. Sorry for my poor English, I can't contribute anything to this wonderful community. But I really thank all to share your love towards our beloved Jeeves and Bertie.

I did a really crazy decision 2 years ago. In order to meet Mr. Fry, I decided to go to study in UK. It cost me more than 1 year to prepare in China. And here I am. In UK now. I'm going to London next week. I really really want to meet him. Is there any one know how can I achieve the goal?  Don't worry, I'm not going to be freaky paparazzi, Also I will not disturb Mr. Fry's life. (I image that even if I got a chance to speak to him, I might not have the ability to speak a single word because I am too shy).

And if there is no possibility for me to meet him, I really appreciate any advice to visit London, the city used to be the home of Jeeves and Wooster.

At last, sorry to bother you all and wish you a good day. Cheers.

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[heretherebefic.livejournal.com]

I wish I could take credit for this.

Cracked.com is having a contest to see who can come up with the most ridiculous premise for a comedy movie.

And somebody made this. (The text is somewhat NSFW.)